50 Things that girls wish guys knew

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  1. Principessa

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    50 things that girls wish guys knew:



    A list of things that girls wish guys knew:

    1. When you see a girl with huge knockers, do not go "Damn!" and then laugh appreciatively to yourself - we can hear you.

    2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

    4. Mark anniversaries & birthdays on a calendar.

    5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.

    6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D. Actually it does.

    7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

    8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

    9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

    10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on. Well . . . not without warning and lubrication. :wink:

    11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).

    12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

    13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not. I disagree, being late is rude.

    14. Eye contact is key.

    15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

    16. Laugh at our jokes.

    17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

    18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

    19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

    20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win

    21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

    22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

    23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes! Ever!

    24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month. Come on guys...most of you have more PMS then us girls..

    25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car. I know it seems like a lot but is it that hard?

    26. We love surprises!

    27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

    28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.

    29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

    30. Clean your room before we come over.

    31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity plus we do the same for you.

    32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor. <--- I disagree with that one.

    33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

    34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again

    35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass

    36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

    37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.

    38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.

    39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

    40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough!!!!!

    41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

    42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

    43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings.

    44. Silent treatment + shoulder shrugs + tears + yelling + nasty looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

    45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

    46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

    47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

    48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

    49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you...eventually we always catch you.

    50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends knows everything about you. <--- I'm beginning to wonder about the sanity of the woman who wrote these.

    51. Don't Make Promises You Can't Keep (Thanks to Katie Brown, good idea to add this one.)

    #52 - Don't tell your girl "I saw "this thing" that you would have loved and I was going to buy it for you..." or " I was going to buy you "fill in the blank"... but then didn't for whatever reason. If you didn't buy it we don't want to hear about it, all that does is create disppointment. Either buy it or shut up about it.


    53. A quote from Sex and the City submitted by Molly
    Adam: Well then c'mon....give me a BJ. Up and down a couple of times; you're done....its easy!!

    Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there; Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex and all the while bopping up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey....they dont call it a job for nothing!! :biggrin1:

    54. Please clean your bathroom before we arrive and make sure there is ample toilet paper available.
     
  2. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Good info!:biggrin1:
     
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    i like that lol
    well most of it
     
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    I should have had this a long time ago.
     
  5. RamIt

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    There are exceptions to every rule, but that is a pretty reasonable list.

    Even a few that made me think differently and I will have to remember.
     
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    ***furiously taking notes...***
     
  7. B_Hung Jon

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    The list summed up:

    TREAT US LIKE THE PERFECT LITTLE PRINCESSES THAT WE ARE OR WE WON'T FUCK YOU.
     
  8. rob_just_rob

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    The irony is that the OP disagrees with 5 things on this list, and I suspect that virtually every woman will disagree with 5 (or 10, or 3, or 15) items. Very likely different ones for each woman.

    That's suggestive that these catch all lists aren't all that instructive.
     
  9. Principessa

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    That's what you got out of that!? :confused: How did you miss the stuff about treat us with respect and kindness.:mad::confused::eek:



    True, but I'm an anomally. :cool::redface::wink:
     
  10. The Dragon

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    The quote from Sex in the City about the BJ's still has me in stiches!!
     
  11. Sirus38

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    very informative, and mostly ture
     
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    I totally disagree with 19.
     
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    I'll second that!:smile:Most of the females here don't know the difference between ejaculation and orgasm.Both feel good but they are seperate events.:wink:
     
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    5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
    Disagree. Im not a fan of spooning, fuck me and let me sleep in peace


    9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
    Jealousy is a very sexy thing


    20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win
    And if you win you will be reduced to jacking off for the next week


    26. We love surprises!
    Very important. if we say we "don't buy me anything' WE ARE LYING
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    34. Sometimes even when you think we hate you, we don't, we just want you to apologize so we can be allowed to love you again
    Unless you are a lying, cheating bastard and then we do hate you

    35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight. AKA don't be an ass
    So true


    41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
    Again, forget a girls b'day and you'll be jacking off for the rest of the week

    43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too--all chicks have feelings.
    So please be nice


    48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
    And especially dont say it just for a fuck


    54. Please clean your bathroom before we arrive and make sure there is ample toilet paper available.
    That means toilet paper, NOT tissues
     
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    Only single women would expect a man to remember 50 things.
     
  20. ManlyBanisters

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    I find myself agree with Jovial and Drifter far more than the OP (I mean the list originator, not NJ, I agree with her changes).

    What does that say about me?
     
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