50th Anniversary

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  1. Pappy

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    On the evening of their 50th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine pilot, and said: "Honey, do you remember this?"

    He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

    She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"


    He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

    "Well, what was it?" she asked. He was not much in the mood for this, but he sighed and responded, "Well, honey, as I remember, I said; 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out.' "

    She giggled and said; "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"

    He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished."


    Because you can read this, thank a teacher, If you read this in English, thank a soldier.
     
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    Thanks. I needed that laugh. (Republican soundbites just aren't doing it for me this morning)
     
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