7" girth, Jumbo Sybian ride

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  1. dongalong

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    I believe I saw a video clip of a few porn starlets on Howard Stern.com use a Sybian. And those beyotches were wanting to marry that Sybian machine. They rode the machine twice.
     
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    From a small sampling of sexually active ladies I know. I would have to say that Very Very few women actually get off on the $4,995.00 Symbian machine. However, Its a marketing success. Three reliable reports from 3 ladies age 19, 30 and somewhere between 40 and say 45, is that it is seriously painful (even with beaucoup Astroglide) at even low speed (in either rotation), at a range of penetration. I suspect, but don't know for sure, that Howard Stern probably has a financial interest in the company. There is a goofy seriously high profile lawyer friend of mine who has a machine with several accessories in his office.
     
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    Are you kidding me? This goes way beyond Howard Stern (more on him in a minute). There are TONS of videos online of hundreds of women having what appear to be genuine orgasms almost uncontrollably; just search 'sybian' on any of the 'tube' site, like this: Search results for sybian on tube8.com

    I find the videos quite hot. As I said, it looks like the women are genuinely enjoying themselves and really getting off and I fucking love that. I know they are getting paid to make these movies, most of these women, but you can almost see them lose control and slip into ecstasy.

    Stern, for his part, is a sensationalist and a sex fiend and a power seeker. He does the Sybian rides because it's on-air sex, essentially, and because he's in control of it -- he's in control of the women on the machine. And he totally gets off on that. He may be getting kick-backs for promoting the Sybian, who knows, but he does the rides because he likes to and they make for good programming (er, by his standards, anyway).
     
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    So let me get this right... the Sybian is a mains-powered vibrator fixed to a padded barrel? It's ugly, uncomfortable and it's $4995? The marketing must have been really good, but I sense this is an exploitative product for people with few choices.
     
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    It's not that expensive but still a rip-off
     
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    reena sky sitting on the very thick attacjment is the one. here is in full: RapidShare: Easy Filehosting

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    THANKS MAN!!!!! :smile:
    It took here sooo long to stretch her insides and take it all!
     
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    Actually as someone who actually owns one - (it's not $4,995.00 - more like 1/5 that price) and have had many women use it - including my long term girlfriend - it is a very good device and all of the women who have tried it fell in love with it. None of them had anything but full on love for it and they all became instantly addicted. They all say it gives them unbelievable - ongoing orgasms and the phrase, "that just isn't right" was said many times. Just a real life observation.
     
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    No, these weren't the *beyotches. There were two women using the Sybian at the same time facing each other. They were lipstick lesbian porn starlets. And they were making out with each other while using the Sybian together. Boy, those beyotches wanted to marry that machine afterwards. They came twice on it.

    *beyotches--Invisi-speak--a term of endearment used by Invisi to express campy sense of joie de vivre about the subject. I use the term beyotches equally amongst men and women.
     
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    :biggrin1: That's so sexistless!
     
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    Dnxxl - My friend has had the Symbian since they first came out! I checked the Ebay and various sites and The Sybian can currently be purchased for $1500.00 or less including various accessories. I suspect when the Sybian first was announced they probably sold for 5 thousand and my friend was accurate.

    I stand by these gals however.
     
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    Oh, beyotch, please. :rolleyes: I pimp out my room of Sybians so I can purchase this dreamhouse one day. :biggrin1:
     
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    No, I don't think so. I remember one girl had a cowboy hat.
     
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    That is the perfect pimp palace!!! Wow :eek: you can fit so many Sybian beyotches in a place like that!!!
     
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    I wouldn't bring business to THAT home, okaaaay?:rolleyes:

    Like those Tupperware parties, I AM considering having Aneros massager parties:eek::eek:...where I sell Aneros massagers to those male beyotches. :smile: I am going to cater to selling those straight male beyotches :eek: Aneros massagers while their girlbeyotches/wifeybeyotches are in the Sybian room. The parties are really cool and not intimidating at all. I am going to have ESPN, Playboy TV on HDTV. Beer. Malt liquor jello shots. Hot pretzels. And hot artichoke dips in a fresh baked hot sourdough bread bowl.
    Maybe a charcuterie platter if the Aneros massager sales are good.:rolleyes:
     
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