70 things not to say to a man with a small penis . . .
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Yeah, I like the car one too - of course the joke is better about the guys who drive those huge Hummers and SUVs like that... :biggrin1: Everybody says that is overcompensation.
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This is the funniest threat I ever read on this forum!!! U got a very complete list of funny things about it. And for me the best one is the 'big car - small equipment' I have always think about it when a guy drives a HUGE car or SUV...
BTW a lot of girls reply it... come on guys reply it's always good to make fun of ourselfs on time to time!!!
Peace!
BTW a lot of girls reply it... come on guys reply it's always good to make fun of ourselfs on time to time!!!
Peace!
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I think they pretty funny. I have a small dick and small testicles and many gfs have teased me about them, but only in good fun. I was never offended. One said "those aren't testicles they're cute-icles". But I had good sex and good relationships with all of them in spite of my small size.
Wow.
Can I start a thread labeled, 70 Things Not to Say to Afro-Americans? I'm sure that would get a lot of laughs too.
I am just so disappointed at being held up to ridicule like this that there's a pit in my chest. It's a physical, visceral response. I thought that LPSG regular members, of all people, would realize that we're a lot more than our dicks; something more than just a piece of meat just as we are more than our weight, gender, age, or color of our skin.
This is cruel and it hurts me personally because I have a small penis. I feel like I've been stabbed in the back. I'm so sorry to know how some people really think. What the fuck am I and the other not-so-endowed? The court dwarves? We can sit in the throne room with all the nobility so long as we amuse you and make you feel superior?
Fuck you.
Can I start a thread labeled, 70 Things Not to Say to Afro-Americans? I'm sure that would get a lot of laughs too.
I am just so disappointed at being held up to ridicule like this that there's a pit in my chest. It's a physical, visceral response. I thought that LPSG regular members, of all people, would realize that we're a lot more than our dicks; something more than just a piece of meat just as we are more than our weight, gender, age, or color of our skin.
This is cruel and it hurts me personally because I have a small penis. I feel like I've been stabbed in the back. I'm so sorry to know how some people really think. What the fuck am I and the other not-so-endowed? The court dwarves? We can sit in the throne room with all the nobility so long as we amuse you and make you feel superior?
Fuck you.
Oh for the love of God Jason, stop being so melodramatic and get down off that cross :crucified:we need the wood for something else! 
I don't know what's going on with you lately but you have been overly maudlin and sensitive all week.
I don't know what's going on with you lately but you have been overly maudlin and sensitive all week.Wow.
Can I start a thread labeled, 70 Things Not to Say to Afro-Americans? I'm sure that would get a lot of laughs too. You do so at your own risk.
I am just so disappointed at being held up to ridicule like this that there's a pit in my chest. It's a physical, visceral response. I thought that LPSG regular members, of all people, would realize that we're a lot more than our dicks; something more than just a piece of meat just as we are more than our weight, gender, age, or color of our skin.
This is cruel and it hurts me personally because I have a small penis. I feel like I've been stabbed in the back. I'm so sorry to know how some people really think. What the fuck am I and the other not-so-endowed? The court dwarves? We can sit in the throne room with all the nobility so long as we amuse you and make you feel superior?
Fuck you.
So when it affects you personally then it's offensive? Do you not see the correlation? Skin color is just a physical attribute, just like penis size. Why does it make you angry that I suggest I create a thread on that but not penis size? Should I tell you, "to get down off your cross?" and just roll with whatever 70 things I manage to find? Just laugh it off? After all, skin color doesn't affect your mind, your personality, or your sexuality.Can I start a thread labeled, 70 Things Not to Say to Afro-Americans? I'm sure that would get a lot of laughs too. You do so at your own risk.
Why is it OK to ridicule me for a physical attribute but not you?
How can you discount my feelings so easily? Are you making even the slightest attempt to imagine what it must be like? I've heard more than a few of those insults directed at me. I've even been kicked out of bed for it.
You have NO idea what it is to live with hearing crap like what you posted just as I have NO idea what it is to live with hearing the crap that African Americans have heard in their lives. The difference here is I make whatever attempt I can to empathize with people who have faced discrimination for something personal about themselves.
Next time someone laughs or makes a snide remark or rejects you because of your skin color, think of small guys who get laughed at for being small, hear snide comments from both sexes and have even been rejected as lovers and boyfriends for no other reason than the size of their penis. It's a perpetual castration.
IT IS FUCKING HELL.
If there's any karma in the world you'll go around the next time as a man with a small dick so that you can hope that when you die you might not be who you are in your next life. Try loathing yourself that much and then check back with me. Try loathing your dick to the point that you go to doctors asking them to castrate you so you don't desire sex with anyone. That is what it's like and it's no fucking joke to you or anyone else.
This is in response to what jason_els said.
First up, I don't think njqt466 meant this maliciously. I think it was a joke.
It didn't offend me, and I don't think it would have regardless of what size
my penis was. However, I do think it would be better for all of us if nobody posted anything making fun of others in any way. Whether it's about race, size, orientation, ethnicity, social class, etc. I know that won't happen, but I'm just saying...
Most of the regular, core group of posters here, wouldn't make fun of someone else. However, this is a LARGE penis site, and one can expect some ribbing. This is also the INTERNET, and people can make fun without fear of getting their nose broken. I have never seen any forum that allows sexual discussion (even if it's not primarily a sex board) that doesn't offer some nasty comments on penis size. If someone says " I'm 20 and my penis is 5", is that okay?" Some, (usually at least one moderator), will say that is about average, and most of us are average, and it's perfectly okay.
Others will say it's on the small side. Others will make fun and say it's very small and you'll never find a partner. That's just the way people are.
It's sad, but true. The net makes it worse because there is little fear of retribution. If you really inflame people, at worst you can be banned.
Other than banning there are no real consequences. That said, there are more overblown egos on this site than there are on Capitol Hill, or in Beverly Hills. Many of these egos are just false bravado too. I have noticed a few pictures here that were never picked out by others here that are from commercial sites. I don't get into the "fake busting", so I won't say who's. Also all the bragging lies told on here. I just add up all of what some of the biggest brags say by memory, or by reading their posting history. Most of it doesn't add up at all. It's easy to spot liars.
I also don't understand all this "bigger is better" crap in our modern society these days. People coming on here and saying "I'm only average at 7x6 or even 8x6. Where are we getting these distorted views? Is it from porn or just peer pressure? Is it another money making scheme by those selling "self improvement" products? Those who are insecure will no doubt buy a lot more stuff to make them look better. This has been done to women for years, and I guess they are starting with the men now. Whether it's stuff that will supposedly enlarge, to gym memberships, to muscle building products, and fancy clothes, etc. It's all about making people feel that they "have to do this" to be accepted in society. After thinking about this, it's no wonder I decided years ago that I preferred the company of mechanical things rather than people.
This world has become a sad, sad place. Greed is destroying us all.
I'm beginning to think that it will be a good thing when it does all collapse...
Because that's the way it works for most people. It's always different when it's YOU and not THEM. I have dealt with this attitude for years, including from family. I am very sick of it too.
I feel for, and understand your situation jason, and everyone else here who feels insecure or has been made fun of or snubbed for physical attributes,
mental attributes, social or economic status, etc. It's not fair. Life is not fair. All people are not created equal. We don't all have the same opportunities, regardless of how many times we have been told this crap!
Just remember, those who are making fun, taking advantage of, and snubbing you, are doing it to make their own insecure ego bigger. Worse yet, to make money for their own gain. You who are being made fun, of are far better than those who would do these kind of things.
I do hope there is such a thing as karma, oh boy, do I ever hope so...
First up, I don't think njqt466 meant this maliciously. I think it was a joke.
It didn't offend me, and I don't think it would have regardless of what size
my penis was. However, I do think it would be better for all of us if nobody posted anything making fun of others in any way. Whether it's about race, size, orientation, ethnicity, social class, etc. I know that won't happen, but I'm just saying...
Most of the regular, core group of posters here, wouldn't make fun of someone else. However, this is a LARGE penis site, and one can expect some ribbing. This is also the INTERNET, and people can make fun without fear of getting their nose broken. I have never seen any forum that allows sexual discussion (even if it's not primarily a sex board) that doesn't offer some nasty comments on penis size. If someone says " I'm 20 and my penis is 5", is that okay?" Some, (usually at least one moderator), will say that is about average, and most of us are average, and it's perfectly okay.
Others will say it's on the small side. Others will make fun and say it's very small and you'll never find a partner. That's just the way people are.
It's sad, but true. The net makes it worse because there is little fear of retribution. If you really inflame people, at worst you can be banned.
Other than banning there are no real consequences. That said, there are more overblown egos on this site than there are on Capitol Hill, or in Beverly Hills. Many of these egos are just false bravado too. I have noticed a few pictures here that were never picked out by others here that are from commercial sites. I don't get into the "fake busting", so I won't say who's. Also all the bragging lies told on here. I just add up all of what some of the biggest brags say by memory, or by reading their posting history. Most of it doesn't add up at all. It's easy to spot liars.
I also don't understand all this "bigger is better" crap in our modern society these days. People coming on here and saying "I'm only average at 7x6 or even 8x6. Where are we getting these distorted views? Is it from porn or just peer pressure? Is it another money making scheme by those selling "self improvement" products? Those who are insecure will no doubt buy a lot more stuff to make them look better. This has been done to women for years, and I guess they are starting with the men now. Whether it's stuff that will supposedly enlarge, to gym memberships, to muscle building products, and fancy clothes, etc. It's all about making people feel that they "have to do this" to be accepted in society. After thinking about this, it's no wonder I decided years ago that I preferred the company of mechanical things rather than people.
This world has become a sad, sad place. Greed is destroying us all.
I'm beginning to think that it will be a good thing when it does all collapse...
Because that's the way it works for most people. It's always different when it's YOU and not THEM. I have dealt with this attitude for years, including from family. I am very sick of it too.
I feel for, and understand your situation jason, and everyone else here who feels insecure or has been made fun of or snubbed for physical attributes,
mental attributes, social or economic status, etc. It's not fair. Life is not fair. All people are not created equal. We don't all have the same opportunities, regardless of how many times we have been told this crap!
Just remember, those who are making fun, taking advantage of, and snubbing you, are doing it to make their own insecure ego bigger. Worse yet, to make money for their own gain. You who are being made fun, of are far better than those who would do these kind of things.
I do hope there is such a thing as karma, oh boy, do I ever hope so...
You're a good man viking1. It's times like these you really shine. You're right of course.
I don't think njqt466 meant it maliciously, I think it was done without much forethought. The old me would have let this post slide as I did before when this first appeared as part of me would have believed I deserved being made fun of. Its resurrection this time around however, I'm standing-up and saying what I feel. Even if it is unpopular. njqt466 has always been kind to me otherwise as have others who posted. She even says the boob jokes weren't as funny because because women take this stuff much less seriously. Maybe she just doesn't know how serious it is.
The most I can illuminate is when Osiris said he'd share this with another hung friend of his and I wondered, 'why a hung friend? Why not his not-so-hung friends as well? Possibly because they might be offended by it? Maybe he understands on some level why it might hurt his unhung friends' I think some people here understand, even if in an unarticulated manner, that it is offensive.
Think before you post. There are people on the other end of what you say.
I don't think njqt466 meant it maliciously, I think it was done without much forethought. The old me would have let this post slide as I did before when this first appeared as part of me would have believed I deserved being made fun of. Its resurrection this time around however, I'm standing-up and saying what I feel. Even if it is unpopular. njqt466 has always been kind to me otherwise as have others who posted. She even says the boob jokes weren't as funny because because women take this stuff much less seriously. Maybe she just doesn't know how serious it is.
The most I can illuminate is when Osiris said he'd share this with another hung friend of his and I wondered, 'why a hung friend? Why not his not-so-hung friends as well? Possibly because they might be offended by it? Maybe he understands on some level why it might hurt his unhung friends' I think some people here understand, even if in an unarticulated manner, that it is offensive.
Think before you post. There are people on the other end of what you say.
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Reply to jason els:
It takes some time to realize and to accept that a small dick is neither impressive, exciting or desirable like a bigger cock.
It's typical, when someone posts their preference for a larger cock, to see angry replies from small dicked guys, upset to see that anyone dares to tell the truth about their preferences. If it's a woman doing it, she will be accused of being a heartless size-queen or a whore. They immediately try to find something hurting to say, like starting to discuss breast size or like you, giving an example about how you could say 70 discriminating things about race.
By the name of this site, it shouldn't come as a surprise to you that many people here prefer, love, and admire bigger cocks. If it makes you so angry to see the jokes, you really shouldn't visit a site about large penis. I could recommend you another site: measurection. com. This site is full of comforting lies to make small dicked guy think that size is not important, that women don't prefer big cocks, because they just hurt and everything you would probably be happy to hear.
So if you are looking for appreciation and support for your little dick, you certainly came to the wrong place. And if you want people to respect you and your feelings, telling the members here to "fuck you", is neither a proper nor an effective way to get respect or support.
I'm sure a lot of the members here have average and even small penises - like me (I'm just 3.5") - but in difference to you, we don't feel anger or hate towards bigger men or women who prefers them.
We understand and accept that a big dick is impressing, exciting, manly and a great gift to women. Being a member of this site is like being a member of a fan club, to show my respect and admiration for men with big cocks.
When I see the jokes, I understand that a tiny dick is something that can make people smile. I know my little dick doesn't make women excited or horny like a big cock does. But I feel much better now, when I have accepted that I am not big as most other men and I can't expect to get the same reaction as them.
When people see my dick, I know it will only make them smile, and I accept that it's not impressive or exciting, but it is FUNNY to see.
small3.5@hotmail.com
It takes some time to realize and to accept that a small dick is neither impressive, exciting or desirable like a bigger cock.
It's typical, when someone posts their preference for a larger cock, to see angry replies from small dicked guys, upset to see that anyone dares to tell the truth about their preferences. If it's a woman doing it, she will be accused of being a heartless size-queen or a whore. They immediately try to find something hurting to say, like starting to discuss breast size or like you, giving an example about how you could say 70 discriminating things about race.
By the name of this site, it shouldn't come as a surprise to you that many people here prefer, love, and admire bigger cocks. If it makes you so angry to see the jokes, you really shouldn't visit a site about large penis. I could recommend you another site: measurection. com. This site is full of comforting lies to make small dicked guy think that size is not important, that women don't prefer big cocks, because they just hurt and everything you would probably be happy to hear.
So if you are looking for appreciation and support for your little dick, you certainly came to the wrong place. And if you want people to respect you and your feelings, telling the members here to "fuck you", is neither a proper nor an effective way to get respect or support.
I'm sure a lot of the members here have average and even small penises - like me (I'm just 3.5") - but in difference to you, we don't feel anger or hate towards bigger men or women who prefers them.
We understand and accept that a big dick is impressing, exciting, manly and a great gift to women. Being a member of this site is like being a member of a fan club, to show my respect and admiration for men with big cocks.
When I see the jokes, I understand that a tiny dick is something that can make people smile. I know my little dick doesn't make women excited or horny like a big cock does. But I feel much better now, when I have accepted that I am not big as most other men and I can't expect to get the same reaction as them.
When people see my dick, I know it will only make them smile, and I accept that it's not impressive or exciting, but it is FUNNY to see.
small3.5@hotmail.com
Interesting points babydick. What shocked me more than what was posted was who did the posting. I expected better from people who are ordinarily otherwise treating others with respect and kindness. njqt466 has always been a great help to me and I'm disappointed that she and others here are unable to empathize.
I have also learned that having a big dick can be just as difficult as having a small one in many ways. Plenty of guys on here have complained that they can't get good blow jobs, have trouble being accomodated vaginally and anally, are embarrassed by showing a bulge when it's inappropriate, getting teased, and even treated like a piece of meat. Experiencing these things, I would think, would make people more sensitive to the issues of those on the other side of the spectrum.
This doesn't change why I came to LPSG or what it has done for me. The experience has been overwhelmingly positive. Oddly enough, a few months ago, I would have let it slide because I agreed that I was less of a man for being smaller. But I'm not. And nor are you unless you make it so yourself. If some people get their teehees by degrading my dick then they are more than welcome to spend a few hours with me and I guarantee I will change their opinion of what a smaller guy can do.
I used to post at measurection. No longer. Now I post to Thunder's and here. I'm not looking for a giant dick, average would suit me just fine. With time, I'll achieve that one way or another even if I have to move to Toronto to do the injection routine.
I have also learned that having a big dick can be just as difficult as having a small one in many ways. Plenty of guys on here have complained that they can't get good blow jobs, have trouble being accomodated vaginally and anally, are embarrassed by showing a bulge when it's inappropriate, getting teased, and even treated like a piece of meat. Experiencing these things, I would think, would make people more sensitive to the issues of those on the other side of the spectrum.
This doesn't change why I came to LPSG or what it has done for me. The experience has been overwhelmingly positive. Oddly enough, a few months ago, I would have let it slide because I agreed that I was less of a man for being smaller. But I'm not. And nor are you unless you make it so yourself. If some people get their teehees by degrading my dick then they are more than welcome to spend a few hours with me and I guarantee I will change their opinion of what a smaller guy can do.
I used to post at measurection. No longer. Now I post to Thunder's and here. I'm not looking for a giant dick, average would suit me just fine. With time, I'll achieve that one way or another even if I have to move to Toronto to do the injection routine.
I don;t think anybody here comes here to make fun of people, trolls aside.Interesting points babydick. What shocked me more than what was posted was who did the posting. I expected better from people who are ordinarily otherwise treating others with respect and kindness. njqt466 has always been a great help to me and I'm disappointed that she and others here are unable to empathize.
Oh for God's sake, I'm only human Jason! I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings; but I am not infallible. I make mistakes, a lot of them unfortunately; both online and IRL. I wish you had read the whole thread before tearing into me as if I were Hitler in a skirt.:redface::frown1:
What neither you nor anybody else seems to realize is that this thread was in response to another thread which made fun of big dicks. Also, I didn't make up this stuff, (I'm not that smart:redface
I have also learned that having a big dick can be just as difficult as having a small one in many ways. Plenty of guys on here have complained that they can't get good blow jobs, have trouble being accomodated vaginally and anally, are embarrassed by showing a bulge when it's inappropriate, getting teased, and even treated like a piece of meat. All of what you just mentioned was news to me as well. Experiencing these things, I would think, would make people more sensitive to the issues of those on the other side of the spectrum. Hmm, Im not sure why you thought that. It honestly never occurred to me.
I'm glad that this site has allowed you to be more secure in yourself and your masculinity.
This doesn't change why I came to LPSG or what it has done for me. The experience has been overwhelmingly positive. Oddly enough, a few months ago, I would have let it slide because I agreed that I was less of a man for being smaller. But I'm not. And nor are you unless you make it so yourself. If some people get their teehees by degrading my dick then they are more than welcome to spend a few hours with me and I guarantee I will change their opinion of what a smaller guy can do.
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