8" Circumference

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CAN anyone take a dildo this size? My partner bought one - but no way is it going anywhere near.

Makes me wonder if it's possible!
 

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I think I could, given enough time and motivation. But having had 7", I'm not really interested. Couldn't be a toy. Would have to be a man. And the sun would have to shine from his asshole every morning, and moonlight would have to emanate from his smile at night. He would have to be so awesome. I really think I could. I just don't really want to.
 
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I've been thinking about this thread when I first read it last night. I finally found a roll of paper towels that measures 8 inches around. Holy hell no.

First of all, why? Secondly, why? Finally, not only am I not gonna try, I ain't even gonna think about it.
 

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I've been thinking about this thread when I first read it last night. I finally found a roll of paper towels that measures 8 inches around. Holy hell no.

First of all, why? Secondly, why? Finally, not only am I not gonna try, I ain't even gonna think about it.

After reading this, ran down and found a roll of paper towel.

Hell no! :eek:
 
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lol - I'm getting rid of it while she isn't around - should I just throw it, or donate it to a charity shop? ;)
 

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I have this toy, more out of curiosity

http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-American-Bombshell-Warhead/dp/B00C2H0LXU


but I can take it fairly vigorously after a good warm up involving sex with hubby until he's given his all, then some fisting (mind blowing!!) and then a bit of lube since that toy is very sticky after being cleaned, and then he can run it and out. It's OK and I always love being stretched wide but I had higher hopes for the triple head. At its widest its 8.9" around, even the shaft is really thick.
 

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I'm impressed...

I have this toy, more out of curiosity

http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-American-Bombshell-Warhead/dp/B00C2H0LXU


but I can take it fairly vigorously after a good warm up involving sex with hubby until he's given his all, then some fisting (mind blowing!!) and then a bit of lube since that toy is very sticky after being cleaned, and then he can run it and out. It's OK and I always love being stretched wide but I had higher hopes for the triple head. At its widest its 8.9" around, even the shaft is really thick.
 

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Isn't it hers? What's wrong with your mouth? If you don't want her to use it on you, put your big girl panties on and say so. If she bought it to use on herself, mind your business.

She bought it to use on me. She doesn't take dildos. I'm female as well.
 
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I don't think I could... but I've never attempted anything remotely close. I'm not one for shoving as much as possible up there for the sake of it. Not for me, not even if Channing Tatum asked me nicely.
 
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Why are you so unable to communicate with her that you can't just say "No", and let it be no? Why does any aspect of it have to be behind her back?

Did you see the ;) or are you just a moron on purpose?

I apologise, I should be polite to the humourless. It's a dreadful disorder and you obviously suffer a great deal. Please accept my apology.
 
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Did you see the ;) or are you just a moron on purpose?

I apologise, I should be polite to the humourless. It's a dreadful disorder and you obviously suffer a great deal. Please accept my apology.

So I misunderstood you and asked a hard question. Sue me. And right after you file the papers, choke on your new dildo, and die.

Oh, I should probably be nicer to assholes. My apologies.
 

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Not just impressed. I'm in awe!

Here's a little now you see it, now you don't ;) That's 9" around at the widest....even the "skinny" part is really thick, like 7.5" around.

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