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I know that I'm lucky to own an 8 x 6 incher, many say it's the perfect size, it looks big to myself and others.

However, I was curious about joining a swinger website to see if being hung would give me an advantage over all the other men there and maybe put me into the bull category.
Well the reality was a bit deflating to my ego, it seems that the majority of size queens and cuckhold couples are looking for real monstercocks with at least another inch. My size was the minimum acceptable in some cases.

Have any of you not measured up to expectations even though you clearly have a huge dong?
 

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lololololol serves you right!!
Ha ha, yeah, that's what I thought afterwards. I'm glad my ego isn't as inflated as it used to be, another time I made the mistake of asking a new lover if she'd tried a really big cock before, her face lit up as she remembered the challenge of fitting one in and succeeding... at the same time I was kicking myself for thinking that I might be her biggest, and asking her that just to feed my ego, that backfired bigtime, lol.
 

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I know that I'm lucky to own an 8 x 6 incher, many say it's the perfect size, it looks big to myself and others.

However, I was curious about joining a swinger website to see if being hung would give me an advantage over all the other men there and maybe put me into the bull category.
Well the reality was a bit deflating to my ego, it seems that the majority of size queens and cuckhold couples are looking for real monstercocks with at least another inch. My size was the minimum acceptable in some cases.

Have any of you not measured up to expectations even though you clearly have a huge dong?
Indeed...I was on a date once and after I pulled my cock out, it was admired for a few moments and then asked to put it away (we were planning to head out for dinner) as I got dropped off to pick up my car. fast forward to about an hour, I get a text saying dinner was cancelled because my cock wasn't big enough.
 

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I know that I'm lucky to own an 8 x 6 incher, many say it's the perfect size, it looks big to myself and others.

However, I was curious about joining a swinger website to see if being hung would give me an advantage over all the other men there and maybe put me into the bull category.
Well the reality was a bit deflating to my ego, it seems that the majority of size queens and cuckhold couples are looking for real monstercocks with at least another inch. My size was the minimum acceptable in some cases.

Have any of you not measured up to expectations even though you clearly have a huge dong?



Great story. You'd think having a full 8x6 would get you some special attention! I mean, it SHOULD! That's a magnificent cock! Maybe another swinger's group will be more appreciative of that schlong!
 

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Indeed...I was on a date once and after I pulled my cock out, it was admired for a few moments and then asked to put it away (we were planning to head out for dinner) as I got dropped off to pick up my car. fast forward to about an hour, I get a text saying dinner was cancelled because my cock wasn't big enough.
Damn! That was harsh.
 

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Ha ha, yeah, that's what I thought afterwards. I'm glad my ego isn't as inflated as it used to be, another time I made the mistake of asking a new lover if she'd tried a really big cock before, her face lit up as she remembered the challenge of fitting one in and succeeding... at the same time I was kicking myself for thinking that I might be her biggest, and asking her that just to feed my ego, that backfired bigtime, lol.

Ha!! you didn't learn your lesson!!!

This thread might change course - 'I thought I was big, but apparently not'!!!!!;););););)
 
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If they are actually measuring or checking accurately measured dicks for 8” and up, I imagine there aren’t many guys making the grade.
People throw around all sorts of measurement stats until the ruler comes out. Just go to the thread here about measured 8” dicks and see how that went. Those sites are full of crap generally.
 

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Yeah man you have to bear in mind that people say they are bigger than in reality, so a decent 6-7 incher becomes a 9 inch monster for some bored housewife whose husband wants to see her get plowed and won’t accept anything listed as any less :p
 
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Tell 'em to look at it through a wide angle lens. Then it'll look just like the internet. They just don't know what that size corresponds to in real life (and real statistics).
 

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Yeah man you have to bear in mind that people say they are bigger than in reality, so a decent 6-7 incher becomes a 9 inch monster for some bored housewife whose husband wants to see her get plowed and won’t accept anything listed as any less :p
Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of deception out there but some of the women on those swinger websites really make the most of having a huge choice of sex crazed men on offer and their bios can include a long list of requirements, it's actually quite funny to see average looking women behave like royalty just because they feel special within a 100:1 Men to Women community.
I've seen others warning size fakers and well hung guys who can't keep it up not to bother contacting.

It's understandable to be very picky with such an abundance of cocks on offer and they must be finding and trying out the biggest members regularly to have such a high minimum size requirement.
 

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Tell 'em to look at it through a wide angle lens. Then it'll look just like the internet. They just don't know what that size corresponds to in real life (and real statistics).
Framing my cock in the corner of a shot usually adds a visual inch or two, that would probably help my chances.
You can usually see by the feedback and from the date some of these size queens joined the swinger site, they would be experienced enough to weed out any fakers.
 

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For starters. Almost everyone claims to have 8x6. So yeah. I can understand that when you call yourself a sizequeen you need more. Because that irl 6x5 wasn’t as satisfying as you expected.

When you really are 8x6 you can easily claim 10x7
 
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There are a lot of confusing things. You will see someone claim to be a size like 8 by 6 and when you see a picture it's much smaller. So do they measure from their balls, or do they just believe their own fantasies? Now I am not saying dongalong is this or not, have no idea. But, having been in the swinging world, there definitely are significant exxagerators in many different areas.
 
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There are a lot of confusing things. You will see someone claim to be a size like 8 by 6 and when you see a picture it's much smaller. So do they measure from their balls, or do they just believe their own fantasies? Now I am not saying dongalong is this or not, have no idea. But, having been in the swinging world, there definitely are significant exxagerators in many different areas.
I choose not to have any nude pics on the internet but I have no reason to lie about my size, I've been here long enough to see how pointless and sad that is.
I admit that I used to measure incorrectly along the side so my size was slightly longer but I was just kidding myself so I started measuring correctly (bone pressed along the top), my size was reduced by 1/2" but at least I could compare my size with the competition more accurately.

I would imagine that getting busted for exaggerating what you're packing by an experienced size queen must be quite humiliating but maybe some women might buy the lie due to not having any frame of reference.