8" X 6.5" Or 9" X 6" ???

Which would you choose???

  • 8" X 6.5"

    Votes: 144 51.2%
  • 9" X 6"

    Votes: 137 48.8%

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ZapZav said:
C’mon Spladle... I was expecting something, something - especially from someone with your sterile interests!… "There’s no fun when there’s no challenge!!!"

You can't respond, so this is what you came up with!?! :biggrin1:

Gibberish I tell you...... Gibberish!!!


A simple remark from a simple, immature child!

However, I'll play along...

:33: I have many options to choose from for a reply to your response… Let’s go with the following for now & see where the road takes us in the near future (if it takes us anywhere for that matter)…

Hypothetically, if I were to take you on for the bet you’ve offered above for X amount… There is no accurate way of detecting whose penis is larger without you & I being in the same vicinity at the time of measurement!...

Your bets are merely empty words with no foundation! So much for your supposed hick-hillbilly logic! :smashfreakB:

There are much better ways of changing the subject (and/or attempting cheap, un-backed bait)!!! :clap:


"A wise replier would have figured out all the angles before throwing words out in the open cold wintry air!" - Zapidni Zavoid :biggthumpup:

"Never wrestle with a pig... You'll get dirty and only the pig enjoys it!" - Mark H McCormack :arms:


Good Luck!... Indeed, you will need it in the present state of mind you’re in!!! :cool:
What part of "tl; dr" do you not understand?
 

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findfirefox said:
Oh well then I should post that after most of the stuff I look at in the Etc forum. :biggrin1:
Yeah, I take one look at most of the threads in there and just say fuck it. My attention span is
 

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While girth may be better for intercourse, nothing looks better than a nice long one. I remember Donnie from junior high--he had a 9-incher. I wanted one that big.
 

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For sure the larger in girth...plus an 8 fits delicious to the tilt and balls will press and glue nice too
 

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Spladle said:
tl; dr = too long; didn't read
:haha: I highly doubt that (96%)!!!... I know your type too well!

I made my point!... I'm sure you got at least a taste of the idea I laid across special for you in layman’s context (I'll even make it easier for you this time around)!... :clap:

It's your choice whether you would like to read my responses to you or not!

If you did read them (96%), you surely didn't understand them (87%)!!!

I can go much, much, much further!... But I'll leave it at this for now, as time is precious and I've got nothing to prove to some stranger hick!...

And concerning the people on this forum who chronically kiss Spladles dick, balls and ass-pipe like he’s some sort of G-d... You all know who you are!... You all are seriously lacking self-respect!... Spladle continually offends many of you... And your reaction is petting him for it!...

"When you laugh at an immature child publicly running around naked showing off his little dick, he’ll continue to publicly run around naked showing off his little dick!" - Zapidni Zavoid

"When you pet a dog who barks he'll always bark... When you give a treat to a dog who bites he'll always bite!" - Zapidni Zavoid

C'mon, people get some self-respect (concerning the men & women)!

:rolleyes: I guess it has something to do with troublemakers...

"Many like to side with troublemakers... That is until that troublemaker ends up in jail and/or 6' under!!!" - Zapidni Zavoid

“A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...'Damn, that was fun!'” (Wouldn’t it be better not to be his/her friend in the first place!?!)

I'll be patiently waiting for the next time you have diarrhea from the mouth!... And, I doubt I'll have to wait long!

“By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.” - Winston Churchill

Till next time Spladle... Till next time!!! :439:

Good Luck!... Once again... Indeed, you will need it in the present state of mind you’re in!!!

:biggrin1: I think I'm done here...

Buhhhbye! :wave:
 

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Skull Mason said:
Good question. At first I was going to go for 8 x 6.5 but realized blowjobs might become a problem with the girth. Can't go wrong with 9 x 6. Even though deep throating might be an issue its still just as good as when a woman tries as hard as she can only to come up an inch short :)

Seems to me that 9 inches can push to the back of any woman.

Although just for intercourse 8 x 6.5 would be ideal I would think. That has got to be thick.
I'd have to agree with you on that!

Thanks for sharing! :151:
 

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It doesn't seem like there'a big difference between the two sizes. Either one seems way big to me. My bf is 7.5X5.5 and with him I fill totally perfectly full :tongue: . I haven't had bigger but it seems like it would be uncomfortable?
 

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ZapZav said:
:haha: I highly doubt that (96%)!!!... I know your type too well!

I made my point!... I'm sure you got at least a taste of the idea I laid across special for you in layman’s context (I'll even make it easier for you this time around)!... :clap:

It's your choice whether you would like to read my responses to you or not!

If you did read them (96%), you surely didn't understand them (87%)!!!

I can go much, much, much further!... But I'll leave it at this for now, as time is precious and I've got nothing to prove to some stranger hick!...

And concerning the people on this forum who chronically kiss Spladles dick, balls and ass-pipe like he’s some sort of G-d... You all know who you are!... You all are seriously lacking self-respect!... Spladle continually offends many of you... And your reaction is petting him for it!...

"When you laugh at an immature child publicly running around naked showing off his little dick, he’ll continue to publicly run around naked showing off his little dick!" - Zapidni Zavoid

"When you pet a dog who barks he'll always bark... When you give a treat to a dog who bites he'll always bite!" - Zapidni Zavoid

C'mon, people get some self-respect (concerning the men & women)!

:rolleyes: I guess it has something to do with troublemakers...

"Many like to side with troublemakers... That is until that troublemaker ends up in jail and/or 6' under!!!" - Zapidni Zavoid

I'll be patiently waiting for the next time you have diarrhea from the mouth!... And, I doubt I'll have to wait long!

“By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.” - Winston Churchill

Till next time Spladle... Till next time!!! :439:

Good Luck!... Once again... Indeed, you will need it in the present state of mind you’re in!!!

:biggrin1: I think I'm done here...

Buhhhbye! :wave:

:clap::clap::clap:

BRAVO!!

never argue with a fool, he'll only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.-a fool

*throws a treat to zapzav.:biggrin1:
 

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rhino_horn said:
:clap::clap::clap:

BRAVO!!

never argue with a fool, he'll only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.-a fool

*throws a treat to zapzav.:biggrin1:

LOL - You are a riot.
 

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rhino_horn said:
:clap::clap::clap:

BRAVO!!

never argue with a fool, he'll only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.-a fool

*throws a treat to zapzav.:biggrin1:
“It's interesting sculpturally. It has horns like a bull, a beak like a bird and nostrils like a rhinoceros. It's just wacky!” - Michael Anderson :up:


“And the wheel... And the wheel goes 'round...... And the wheel goes 'round and 'round!” - Rosanne Cash :wink:
 

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ZapZav said:
“It's interesting sculpturally. It has horns like a bull, a beak like a bird and nostrils like a rhinoceros. It's just wacky!” - Michael Anderson :up:

sounds more like the arab stereotype of israeli's.:tongue:

*though, they dont look too different themselves

“And the wheel... And the wheel goes 'round...... And the wheel goes 'round and 'round!” - Rosanne Cash :wink:

yes yes, wheels go 'round and 'round; they're tricky like that.:smile:
 

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rhino_horn said:
yes yes, wheels go 'round and 'round; they're tricky like that.:smile:
Negative rhino_horn…

A wheel going 'round and 'round is not "tricky like that" as you say… There is no trickery involved in the spinning of a wheel (e.g. tire) or a ball for that matter!... :biggrin1: A wheel going 'round and 'round has to do with “Rotational Variables” and “Rotational & Linear Velocity”…
http://buphy.bu.edu/~duffy/PY105/15h.GIF

“In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.” - Winston Churchill

All the best! :smile:
 

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ZapZav said:
Negative rhino_horn…

A wheel going 'round and 'round is not "tricky like that" as you say… There is no trickery involved in the spinning of a wheel (e.g. tire) or a ball for that matter!... :biggrin1: A wheel going 'round and 'round has to do with “Rotational Variables” and “Rotational & Linear Velocity”…
http://buphy.bu.edu/~duffy/PY105/15h.GIF

rot...AAAA...shun..al, (sigh), excuse me a moment please...:wank:

“In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.” - Winston Churchill

*churchill was a pederast.
 

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ZapZav said:
:haha: I highly doubt that (96%)!!!... I know your type too well!

I made my point!... I'm sure you got at least a taste of the idea I laid across special for you in layman’s context (I'll even make it easier for you this time around)!... :clap:

It's your choice whether you would like to read my responses to you or not!

If you did read them (96%), you surely didn't understand them (87%)!!!

I can go much, much, much further!... But I'll leave it at this for now, as time is precious and I've got nothing to prove to some stranger hick!...

And concerning the people on this forum who chronically kiss Spladles dick, balls and ass-pipe like he’s some sort of G-d... You all know who you are!... You all are seriously lacking self-respect!... Spladle continually offends many of you... And your reaction is petting him for it!...

"When you laugh at an immature child publicly running around naked showing off his little dick, he’ll continue to publicly run around naked showing off his little dick!" - Zapidni Zavoid

"When you pet a dog who barks he'll always bark... When you give a treat to a dog who bites he'll always bite!" - Zapidni Zavoid

C'mon, people get some self-respect (concerning the men & women)!

:rolleyes: I guess it has something to do with troublemakers...

"Many like to side with troublemakers... That is until that troublemaker ends up in jail and/or 6' under!!!" - Zapidni Zavoid

“A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying...'Damn, that was fun!'” (Wouldn’t it be better not to be his/her friend in the first place!?!)

I'll be patiently waiting for the next time you have diarrhea from the mouth!... And, I doubt I'll have to wait long!

“By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.” - Winston Churchill

Till next time Spladle... Till next time!!! :439:

Good Luck!... Once again... Indeed, you will need it in the present state of mind you’re in!!!

:biggrin1: I think I'm done here...

Buhhhbye! :wave:
Cliff Notes, anyone? This guy clearly has problems with reading comprehension. Maybe I should type slowly, and in all capital letters. With lots of breaks for punctuation. And stuff. Thoughts?
 

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All the best! :wink:
 

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It's such a close run thing - is it because people can't really decide or is it because you are finding a dividing line?

Spladle is a boundary that gives us perspective.

Actually - I would also like to know what percentage of men actually have either - is this like an argument between two kids as to whether they would have the Ferrari or the Lambo?