85 Facts about penis size, enjoy

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  1. AmidKnight

    AmidKnight Well-Known Member

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    1. If you are a woman and you don't prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception.[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    2. Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    3. The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide). [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    4. When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    5. Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?) [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    6. Penis size is not just a locker room issue. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    7. Women care about the size of flaccid penises. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    8. Women love touching and looking at big flaccid penises. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    9. Women love touching and looking at big erect penises. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    10. Women love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    11. Big penises cause more vaginal pleasure for women. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    12. What about this: Twenty percent of all women stay with a man for his big penis... [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    13. forty percent stay with a man for his money... [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    14. forty percent stay with a man because of who he is... [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    15. ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis! [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    16. ...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone! [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    17. ...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    18. If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    19. Women find small penises frustrating. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    20. Women find small penises annoying. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    21. Women find small penises boring. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    22. Women find small penises embarrassing. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    23. Women look for bulge when meeting men. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    24. Women look up to men with big penises. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    25. Women find big penises impressive. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    26. Women consider men with big penises more masculine. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    27. Men with big penises are more self secure. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    28. Women prefer men who are self secure. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    29. Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    30. Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    31. Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    32. Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    33. Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    34. Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    35. Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    36. Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    37. Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    38. Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    39. Most women are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    40. Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    41. Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    42. If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    43. Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    44. If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    45. If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    46. Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    47. If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    48. If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    49. If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    50. If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    51. However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    52. Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    53. If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    54. If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    55. Most vaginas prefer thick penises. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    56. Most penises prefer tight vaginas. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    57. If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    58. Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    59. Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    60. Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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  2. AmidKnight

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    1. Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    2. Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    3. Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    4. Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    5. Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    6. A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    7. Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    8. Men with small penises masturbate more often. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    9. Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    10. Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    11. Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    12. If a woman publicly says that size doesn't matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    13. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    14. Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    15. Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    16. Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    17. Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    18. Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    19. Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    20. Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    21. If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn't have much choice. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    22. Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    23. In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    24. The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded. [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]

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    25. Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.
     
  3. AmidKnight

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    Penis Size Facts
    I think it's true, it covers most of the angles.

    lots of other articles
     
  4. D_Peacocke Rimplougher

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    that penis debate guy is just an asshole, he writes his "facts" to annoy and generally wind people up.

    I think he needs some kind of mental help because all of his stupid facts are centered around "what if I had a bigger penis?". He must have a Champaign cork for a sausage.
     
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    What a crock of shit. :rolleyes:
     
  6. Mr. Snakey

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    Too much time on your hands?:rolleyes:
     
  7. rob_just_rob

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    What he said.

    The "penissizedebate" site is perhaps the ultimate SPH site, if you're into that kind of thing. SPH trollers, take note.
     
  8. Lordpendragon

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    These factoids could keep you bored for hours.

    I like the combination of 20% of men have larger penises and 20% of women stay with men for their larger penis - does that mean that men with a larger penis will never get dumped? Does this also mean that there are no gay guys with larger penises?

    What happens when a guy has a larger penis and is wealthy - and even for who he is. I never understood statistics when they are being used by morons.
     
  9. RoyalT

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    The guy who runs that site has issues. It's all large penis propaganda. He only wishes he had a large penis.

    Nothing on that site is true.
     
  10. Principessa

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    You know that Alanis Morrissette song, "Isn't it Ironic?" Well most of what she sings about isn't irony, but merely unfortunate.

    Same principle here. These are not facts, these are just opinions.

    Word to the Wise: If you are going to post facts, try posting the source.

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  11. Ethyl

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    Men who spout random unfounded and asinine assumptions about women and sexuality as fact and cite NO SOURCES WHATSOEVER (penissizedebate is not a real source) are either looking for a fight or are completely frustrated because they're not getting any and, aside from incessant wanking, this is their only outlet.

    EDIT: when I first read the title of the thread, I thought it said "BS facts about penis size, enjoy" and I think that's much more appropriate.
     
  12. Pecker

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    I initially clicked onto this thread with the intention of moving it to the Funny Stuff... forum but I quickly changed my mind.

    It's not funny.
     
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    Good point. While there might be some truth to parts of this list, I'm pretty sure there is no accepted or scientific source for such data.
     
  14. millionman

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    I'm not really sure what this guy's problem is. He really does have some sort of issue with penis size. He could suffer from body dysmorphic disease but even then why make all of your angst and self loathing public?
     
  15. fortiesfun

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    For what it is worth, here is an attempt to have a serious discussion of these issues, rather than this crock...
     
  16. avg_joe

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    Well, I enjoy reading those facts or opinions !!! I agree with you !!!
     
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    :clap: :clap:

    Quinum -- your "larger than life" send-up of the Big-Cock/Small-Brain stereotypical dickhead is hilarious. With no credited sources for
    your Brobdingnagian, list, I must say that I’m awestruck that one modest little man could so greatly expand our minds with such a girthy opus. More remarkable is your lack of ego – you post it freely for all to share in the full knowledge that sharp-tongued caustic-witted female comics will dip freely into your jewels of wisdom when their Stupid Things that Men Say schticks need some serious lengthening.

    And you had the balls to post it in one of the most highly read forums, instead of the less frequently visited Funny Stuff section. Your largesse is much appreciated. You selflessly positioned your baggage in here, ignoring the above average probability that your reputation could conceivably be diminished by small headed members taking your peniltimate list as facts. What a man! You sir, are indeed cocksure of yourself.

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  18. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    I think Quinum's posts were meant as jokes, which turned out to be unfortunate ones.
    But he was joking, don't you think?
    I think we're being a bit rough on him, personally.
     
  19. Ethyl

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    I sincerely hope he was.

    I don't think we're being rough on him if he isn't. There's been a surge of unevolved thoughts and opinions around here lately - too much for my tastes.
     
  20. B_Think_Kink

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    If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

    I can personally say it has been my faulght every time this happens... both boys were very well hung. This was the first thing I disagree'd strongly with, reading the rest, I had to figure this was a joke.
     
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