Hey, I'm not a federal Special Prosecutor. I don't have that kind of money.Do I get a new car or a year's wage calculated for a GS 16?
You get a Romeo y Julieta and a shot of Fighting Cock bourbon. I can afford that.
Hey, I'm not a federal Special Prosecutor. I don't have that kind of money.Do I get a new car or a year's wage calculated for a GS 16?
Hey, I'm not a federal Special Prosecutor. I don't have that kind of money.
You get a Romeo y Julieta and a shot of Fighting Cock bourbon. I can afford that.
My friend from Edinburgh is coming to visit around the first of May. Perhaps I can convince him to smuggle in some Cubans. Would that make you happy? Do they even sell Cubans in Scotland?Damn those lower GS scales. Good thing I can tolerate Romeo and Julietas. Next time I expect a Cohiba at least. :wink:
Unless of course their job was to find and review porn sites. In which case they might be getting fired for doing more stroking than clicking.
'Can I laminate that for you?'
:biggrin1:Investigators were too busy auditing the 4 other current corruption scandals in the DC city government to bother with the lesser crime of porn surfing at work.Oh - and no - I'm not in the least surprised, regarding the OP - I'm slightly curious as to why it took a year...
Well, Use a company PC, and sooner or later it's gonna lead a trail right back to you, & subsequently get you canned-period.i cannot believe that 9 people can open links to 20,000 porn sites in 1 year!! That is incredible! And they are pissed they got fired...! I know we all do shit we shouldn't at work but good God! i would never ever open porn at work!!! that's like 10 sites per person per day...why? did they think they wouldn't get caught?
am i the only one shocked?
Didn't we do that with Kenneth Starr and the White Water Commission?
OH YEAH! He got $400 an hour. :biggrin1:
Perhaps, but I'm still not sure how that had anything to do with his real estate deals.Clinton made over $200,000 a year plus perks, and was getting blow jobs in the oral office. :biggrin1:
i cannot believe that 9 people can open links to 20,000 porn sites in 1 year!! That is incredible! And they are pissed they got fired...! I know we all do shit we shouldn't at work but good God! i would never ever open porn at work!!! that's like 10 sites per person per day...why? did they think they wouldn't get caught?
am i the only one shocked?
While that may be against policy, if the cell phone bill is paid for by the employee and not a cell phone provided by the employer it does make a major difference especially if is off the clock.a lot guys look at porn on there cell phones at work![]()