9" uncut long and 8" around, in action

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Thank you guys for the nice comments about the video :smile:

I used the last week to build up a "cum collection" for the end of the vid.
What shall a horny man do at evenings when he is out at sea and is done with the work for the evening, I jack off while surfing the net.
:cool:


A man has to do, what a man has to do.....great vid, thanks for sharing!
Stay safe..
Peace
 

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it was like your cock was a character in some cool independent art film. some of the cum shots on the table totally looked like shooting stars. especially the last one. by the way, you have a beautiful penis. wish i could see a photo of your face.
 

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I do belive all our opinions are equally valid here still. Though there may be groupings in lpsg each person is an individual and should endeavour to keep that autonomy (personality) but sadly we no there are the arrogant cherry pickers we find in all walks of life. My personal bete noire is the almost high school overly enthusiams by self prclaimed gay men for the physical appearnce of others - the mutual appreciation socitey. This is not a critique of homosexual men but rather of those gushing individuals who need a little perception and good manners.
As for the tarzan chest beating "normal str8" guys who are here for the ladies only then their paranoia and faux self confidence is a laugh. I chat in PM and email with several women who visit lpsg chat and they very often feel harrassed and badgered by these so called normal men whom importune themslves on these girls. Any man, gay or str8 (and indeed b1) who cannot socially interact with pople of the same or opposite sex are frankly best avoided as this charcter failing is an indication of their self compliciting. If you can't socize with th good people in chat and are there just to "terrorze" women then bugger off!
 

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ok ok i'm going to sound like a bitch but i just had to do it...

seeing the coke can, and i don't know if you were fully erect there, but i decided to see if i could estimate a measurement by measuring an actual coke can and then extrapolating from there.

so my results are 6.75in long and 7in in girth. which is mighty impressive esp. the girth.

i am a very, very, very, tired and insane woman.
 

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ok ok i'm going to sound like a bitch but i just had to do it...

seeing the coke can, and i don't know if you were fully erect there, but i decided to see if i could estimate a measurement by measuring an actual coke can and then extrapolating from there.

so my results are 6.75in long and 7in in girth. which is mighty impressive esp. the girth.

i am a very, very, very, tired and insane woman.

You might be tired, but insane... NOT!!!!!! Well... an 8 inch girth is a Wacky sight and looks crazy... I'd say probably 8 x 7, but who's counting... it's EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE!!!!!! I'm jealous!!!!!!
 

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You might be tired, but insane... NOT!!!!!! Well... an 8 inch girth is a Wacky sight and looks crazy... I'd say probably 8 x 7, but who's counting... it's EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE!!!!!! I'm jealous!!!!!!

oh i'm not saying it's not impressive... i really just got the idea into my head that i could get a measurement with the coke can on my dresser and compare... this is the kind of weird shit i do at 3am when i can't sleep because my allergies are killing me. doing this i realized that my math skills are sorely lacking from the days i took calculus and understood it. i can barely do simple algebra anymore!

so yes, definitely impressive and beautiful all the way around. i would not kick our fine sailor out of bed!
 

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Good morning from my cabin, where I am far out at sea now.

Thank you again guys for the nice comments about my schlong.
This website and forum is truly what it claims to be.

I don't mind people thinking I might have a smaller size than what I say I have. I can only say that I know best what my size is when I am fully hard, wich most hung men call their "brag size".
(Who wants post their size when semihard/80% hard and so on).

Here is another picture that more clearly shows how thick my cock is:

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3294/dontfitincolacaneitherrf9.jpg

For those of you who want's to see another video, then go to The Perfect Phallus

Read the article about "Madonna and the Viking". That's me :cool:
I made the little video in black and white, with Tom Waits in the background. Tried to be a bit artistic. not all took that point :smile:

Go the plank land crabs!
Friendly regards from "Davy Jones".