9 words women use

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  1. D_Ed69s girl

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    Okay so the ladies can get mad at me for tell our little secret but What can I say I am a tom girl at heart and have to warn them. Although they can't claim ignorance once they read this.:tongue:

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
    (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. :rolleyes:
    (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! :nono:
    (5) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) :yikes:
    (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ...That will bring on a 'whatever'). :33:
    (8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying you're an idiot, or worse.
    (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
     
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    See, women aren't that hard to understand :rolleyes:
     
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    All 100% correct! (something rarely uttered by us females)
     
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    Shit, I've heard all of those. :ugh:
     
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    I lOVE THAT U REad my mind!!!!!
     
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    I'm so glad that I don't care what women say :p
     
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    aaahaha that was nice, everything has a hide meaning
     
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    pretty much true.....though tone of voice also plays an important role when those phrases are uttered.
     
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    And they wonder why we are so confused?

    "but you said....!"

    I could add one more phrase to that. On any gift giving holiday or special day, "You dont need to get me anything" is a lie. Not only do you have to, but you have to know what she wants, and you BETTER get it.
     
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    The women i knoe say "excuse me?!?" when theyre offended...
     
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    So have I bro, so have I...
     
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    It's official, Ed69s girl has just been kicked out of the Laverne & Shirley Girls Club. :cool:

    This is very true! :yup:


    You dont need to get me anything" = Get me something, nice which I can show my mom and girlfriends and not be embarassed.

    We need to talk = I'm not happy and you are the cause.
     
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    Many a true word said in jest. Halerious but true.
     
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    Words hell!!Have you seen "The Look"Guys you know what it is,you know when you've fucked up cause she gives it to you.Thank God it can't kill,yet!:tongue::biggrin1:
     
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    Okay, if I am kicked out of the Laverne and shirley club does that mean I have to take the L of my sweater?:eek:
     
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    Yes dear, that is were the phrase come from "if looks could kill" it was a pissed off female ready to kill somebody for something they probably didn't do her way.:tongue::rolleyes: I am innocent really I am.:wink:
     
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