A belated introduction

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  1. ArtfulDominant

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    I've enjoyed this site for a few weeks now and have put up pictures and posted some responses. You're a friendly intelligent bunch. Thanks to the playful women (... and I believe a few actually were women) who've
    sent the odd witty and complementary remark my way.

    Seeing that a lot us (no matter how blessed we are in many different ways) still wish that something about us were just a little bit better -- it's time to tell you some more about my inner self:

    I always wished that my dick
    was as long as my old hockey stick
    and the cum from my balls
    gushed like Niagara Falls --
    but at least I'm annoyingly thick.
     
  2. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Great limerick, artie. Thanks for the intro.
     
  3. Wrat

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    Hello Willy.
     
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    jordanj New Member

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    Delightful cock, love those veins.
     
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    VERY very nice! Welcome!
     
  6. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    A unique and poetic introduction. :smile: A belated welcome. John
     
  7. ArtfulDominant

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    Thanks for the welcomes, the compliments and the messages that were sent to me.

    ** Someone asked for a side view pic, so I just posted one in my gallery**
     
  8. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    A dick that’s annoyingly thick
    Is sure to deliver a kick;
    And at Yonge Street and Bloor,
    Or out on a moor,
    Size always seem pretty darn slick.

    Welcome, artfulwilly.
    Best wishes from a former Torontonian.
    Have fun here.
     
  9. In Awe

    In Awe New Member

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    Welcome Artfulwillie, if you have half the fun I have had here, you will have a good time indeed.
     
  10. MidwestGal

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    hello and welcome
     
  11. jeff black

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    You sound like a decent chap, Willy.

    I know that hockey sticks are pretty long. Best you tie that thing around your waist.:cool:
     
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