A belated introduction

[ArtfulDominant]

I've enjoyed this site for a few weeks now and have put up pictures and posted some responses. You're a friendly intelligent bunch. Thanks to the playful women (... and I believe a few actually were women) who've
sent the odd witty and complementary remark my way.

Seeing that a lot us (no matter how blessed we are in many different ways) still wish that something about us were just a little bit better -- it's time to tell you some more about my inner self:

I always wished that my dick
was as long as my old hockey stick
and the cum from my balls
gushed like Niagara Falls --
but at least I'm annoyingly thick.

 

[Pecker]

Great limerick, artie. Thanks for the intro.

 

[Wrat]

Hello Willy.

 

[jordanj]

Delightful cock, love those veins.

 

[gunit56_17]

VERY very nice! Welcome!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

A unique and poetic introduction. :smile: A belated welcome. John

 

[ArtfulDominant]

Thanks for the welcomes, the compliments and the messages that were sent to me.

** Someone asked for a side view pic, so I just posted one in my gallery**

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I always wished that my dick
was as long as my old hockey stick
and the cum from my balls
gushed like Niagara Falls --
but at least I'm annoyingly thick.

A dick that’s annoyingly thick
Is sure to deliver a kick;
And at Yonge Street and Bloor,
Or out on a moor,
Size always seem pretty darn slick.

Welcome, artfulwilly.
Best wishes from a former Torontonian.
Have fun here.

 

[In Awe]

Welcome Artfulwillie, if you have half the fun I have had here, you will have a good time indeed.

 

[MidwestGal]

hello and welcome

 

[jeff black]

I've enjoyed this site for a few weeks now and have put up pictures and posted some responses. You're a friendly intelligent bunch. Thanks to the playful women (... and I believe a few actually were women) who've
sent the odd witty and complementary remark my way.

Seeing that a lot us (no matter how blessed we are in many different ways) still wish that something about us were just a little bit better -- it's time to tell you some more about my inner self:

I always wished that my dick
was as long as my old hockey stick
and the cum from my balls
gushed like Niagara Falls --
but at least I'm annoyingly thick.

You sound like a decent chap, Willy.

I know that hockey sticks are pretty long. Best you tie that thing around your waist.