Disclaimer: Though the following thread will seem light hearted, (and it is) I mean it in all honesty.
I'm slamming down a Bud Light (quite the unusual occurrence as I loathe beer) whilst talking with Jay. If you're not big into blogs and perchance want to know why he is relevant to what I'm about to tell you... look here. (Yes, I just shamelessly promoted my own blog).
We're fooling around (being goofballs, not fucking) and I, "by chance", bring up his big penis.
"Has a girl ever complained that you were too big?"
"Is that suppose to be a joke?"
"No, I'm being dead serious."
"All the time. I've had girls where I couldn't even have sex with them, they were freaked out, didn't want to go down on me... "
He elaborated further but I'm not going to go into huge detail with the pains and struggles of just one guy.
This is going to sound so damn dumb BUT I've finally come to the realization that having a big cock isn't all fun and games. Since the first day I experienced one, I never thought in a million years there were women out there who didn't like them..let alone problems that could arise from being well endowed.
You kiddin' me? You mean to tell me that big cocks isn't all squirting and facials? Damn, porno and deluding reality.
So, to all the men with big dicks and your daily struggle to carry such a heavy burden I just want you to know...
I'm slamming down a Bud Light (quite the unusual occurrence as I loathe beer) whilst talking with Jay. If you're not big into blogs and perchance want to know why he is relevant to what I'm about to tell you... look here. (Yes, I just shamelessly promoted my own blog).
We're fooling around (being goofballs, not fucking) and I, "by chance", bring up his big penis.
"Has a girl ever complained that you were too big?"
"Is that suppose to be a joke?"
"No, I'm being dead serious."
"All the time. I've had girls where I couldn't even have sex with them, they were freaked out, didn't want to go down on me... "
He elaborated further but I'm not going to go into huge detail with the pains and struggles of just one guy.
This is going to sound so damn dumb BUT I've finally come to the realization that having a big cock isn't all fun and games. Since the first day I experienced one, I never thought in a million years there were women out there who didn't like them..let alone problems that could arise from being well endowed.
You kiddin' me? You mean to tell me that big cocks isn't all squirting and facials? Damn, porno and deluding reality.
So, to all the men with big dicks and your daily struggle to carry such a heavy burden I just want you to know...
I SUPPORT you..
And this time I say it with clarity.
And this time I say it with clarity.
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