A BIG hello to everyone

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Imported, May 3, 2004.

  1. Imported

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    average_Joe: I have to admit up front that, to the best of my knowledge, I have never been concerned about size before. Perhaps back along time ago I just figured, "You got what you got" and moved on... I don't know.

    Ladies I have been with have been happy, I have been happy, relationships have come and gone. I have had no regrets.

    Grant it, I lived a sheltered life in a rural state and did not see any porn (excluding playboy) until I was much older and then, I was interested in the ladies and not what the dude was "bringing to the table". But I have to take a moment and say :eek:DAMN, you guys are massive!

    Now I have read on here the "average" stats on penis size. I laugh at the notion (not any of you in particular mind you) that you guys wish to be even BIGGER. I have enough trouble keeping "little Joe" properly managed in public. At 6 in x 6.25 in, I at one point thought mine was a "stumpy". Asking, "how can it be bigger around that long!?" But that was alooooong time back. Each lady I have been with has been ok with it (as far as I know anyway).

    I do understand the "fixation" of a sexual element though. For you guys it is size, I have to say my fixation was to have sex with a redhead. It was just not to be though. Through high school, college, and tours in the Navy I never met the redhead. Then I got married. (No regrets) but the fantasy is dead I guess. Oh well... life goes on.

    I was surprised to run into the ladies commenting in here. It is a pleasent thing to see. It is nice to hear from the ladies on an informal and frank discussion of matters sexual.

    Well, I have enjoyed being a guest for awhile and decided to open up a little and say howdy.

    Howdy!

    Average_Joe
     
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    drrionelli: Welcome, Joe!


    It sounds to me as though you have perspective and balance in your life, pal. That's always needed. You're going to be a great addition, here, I'm sure!
     
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    wvalady1968: Welcome, Joe!! Hope to read more of your posts!!

    Maybe you're wife could go red?? ;)

    Allie
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    average_Joe: [quote author=wvalady1968 !!

    Maybe you're wife could go red??  ;)

    Allie
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    Well, Mrs Average Joe has at times teamed up with "Ms Clairol" (my closest shot at a threesome hahahaha) and become a redhead. I have to admit it was nice. Maybe I will get her a box as a secondary gift for mothers day!

    Average Joe
     
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