A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by CollegeDC, Apr 22, 2011.

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How many hands are we talking about here?

  1. Not even one hand :(

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. One hand, with a tad peeking out

    16.1%
  3. One hand, with about 1/2 a hand peeking out

    12.9%
  4. Almost two hands

    9.7%
  5. Two hands, with a tad peeking out

    35.5%
  6. Two hands, with almost a half hand peeking out

    12.9%
  7. We might need to find a third hand.

    12.9%
  1. CollegeDC

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    Aside from the abominably clever title, I wish to present a very real-life query to the quazi-truthful members here.

    Supposedly this website is obsessed with size; and particularly size leaning on the larger size. More often than not, the self-descriptions are vague or lacking in merit. Sure we have rulers, compasses, MRI machines etc, but rarely do you see a valid "representation of size."

    What I mean is that there is rarely (outside of a member posting a shaving cream bottle or remote control) any relative object (of known or approximate dimensions) to gauge the member in question against.

    I propose the following:

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    A woman's hand. It is approximately 14.96 cm in breadth (knuckle-end to knuckle-end). I averaged up all the penis size studies I found and came to the following conclusion w/ standard deviations.


    • Baby Dick - 7.23 cm / 2.84 inches = 0.96 woman hands
    • Tiny - 9.33 cm / 3.67 inches = 1.24 woman hands
    • Small - 11.43 cm / 4.5 inches = 1.52 woman hands
    • Average - 13.53 cm / 5.33 inches = 1.8 woman hands
    • Large - 15.63 cm / 6.17 inches = 2.1 woman hands
    • Huge - 17.73 cm / 6.98 inches = 2.37 woman hands
    • Monster - 19.83 cm / 7.8 inches = 2.6 woman hands
    I'm not including girth, as I'm assuming that it will be proportional to length in most cases (gonna get attacked for that; plus that measurement relative to a hand is harder to get to). Porn has fucked up our relation to size due to nebulous claims of 12 inches etc.

    Here's an example, where Preston Parker is measured and then laid hands on. Even if the girl has larger than average hands (study found a max of 8.8 cm breadth), he's no where near 9 inches or whatever most porn stars are thought to be. Fun and sobering info.

    sources:
    http://www.ics.uci.edu/~majumder/vispercep/chap8notes.pdf
    ISPUB - Determination Of Sex By Hand Dimensions
    Human penis size - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
     
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    Your 'monster' isn't very mostorous.
     
  3. CollegeDC

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    haha true, but i mean, it's 3 standard deviations away! what should I have used? What is a monster?
     
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    hands are what ive always gone by, inches are silly.
     
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    Hands are variable. Inches are precise.
     
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    Oh, I thought it was MY hand...
     
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    i dont need to be precise. its not like i frame windows with my cock.
     
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    That would be a pretty neat trick. There's probably a market for it too.
     
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    female hands are 14,96 cm wide??? are they the hands of a Sasquatch maybe?? :D

    and where did you take that "size chart" which says a 17,73 cm length penis is huge?? :D you are fool :D
     
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    ^ Plus his math doesn't remotely add up.

    For examples:

    .9.33 cm = 1.24 woman hands
    11.43 cm = 1.52 woman hands
    13.53 cm = 1.8 woman hands
    15.63 cm = 2.1 woman hands

    based on a 14.96cm "woman hand" :confused13:
     
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    In my case for most women we'd have to go looking for a third hand. I wear a 2XL to 3XL glove so with both my hands there's just the entire glans sticking out. As for photo proof, in the attached photo my friend's hand is of average size for a man.
     

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    haha, oh wow I'm sorry about the hand thing. TWO FEMALE HANDS (avg.) equate to 14.96 cm (breadth-wise). A single female hand's breadth is obviously only 7.48 cm (avg.). I posted the studies I used in my first post. Sorry about that. Sorry to all the females with a hand that big too ;)
     
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    The qualitative sizes are arbitrary. They merely represent the standard deviations away from the mean. I did this quickly (a la my horrible hand error).
     
  14. maxcok

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    You have a lot to learn about scientific method and gathering 'accurate' data. :wink:
     
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