A Blind Man On An Airplane

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A blind man went to the airport to fly in a small plane and the pilot asked him,” if you're blind, why do you want to fly?"
    And the blind man said, he just wanted to have the experience.
    So off through the skies they went!
    The pilot had a heart attack and passed out and the blind man felt around and found the mike and keyed up and said, "Help, help, I'm a blind man flying upside down in a small plane and the pilot has
    passed out!"
    A voice came over the speaker that said, "if you are a blind man, how do you know you're upside down?"
    The man said, "because shit is running out of my collar!!!!"
     
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    That was so not funny in so many ways.


    By the way, how did the blind man know where the radio control keys were? I mean the exact ones to press.
     
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    Well you see, much like a poet, joke writters are afforded a certain
    amount of license in their creativity. And as the joke reader, you too
    have to accept a certain amount of non-realistic situations and suspend
    your beliefs in order to get some form of enjoyment,
    I know this cause I told me so.:biggrin1:
     
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    hell it made me laugh
     
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    I think it's time to revoke your license--
     
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