I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.
LOL....good one! Here's another.... A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..." The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
wow! she shot herself? well wait..how as she gonna shoot him next? j/k i got the joke ..cute anymore?
Awright, this one's an oldie but goodie; Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up a bus? she burned her lips on the exhaust pipe!
A blonde was pulled over for speeding. When the officer (who was also a blonde) asked for her license, the blonde hunted in her purse, and finally asked, "What does a license look like?" The officer said, "It's square, and it's got your picture on it." The blonde finally finds a mirror in her purse, and hands it to the police officer. He takes one look at it and says, "Sorry, you can go. I didn't realize you were also a cop." :biggrin1:
Didja hear the one about the blonde who: Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years" Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. When asked what the capital of California was answered "C". Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125. After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms. I'm blonde myself, so hopefully someone will explain these to me:biggrin1:
