A blonde said...

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  1. Mem

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    I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.
     
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    LOL....good one! Here's another....

    A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

    She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

    Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

    The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
     
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    wow! she shot herself? well wait..how as she gonna shoot him next?


    j/k i got the joke ..cute:cool: anymore?
     
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    Awright, this one's an oldie but goodie;
    Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up a bus?
    she burned her lips on the exhaust pipe!
     
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    A blonde was pulled over for speeding.

    When the officer (who was also a blonde) asked for her license, the blonde hunted in her purse, and finally asked, "What does a license look like?"

    The officer said, "It's square, and it's got your picture on it."

    The blonde finally finds a mirror in her purse, and hands it to the police officer. He takes one look at it and says, "Sorry, you can go. I didn't realize you were also a cop."
    :biggrin1:
     
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    Didja hear the one about the blonde who:

    Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"

    Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.

    When asked what the capital of California was answered "C".

    Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

    After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.

    I'm blonde myself, so hopefully someone will explain these to me:biggrin1:
     
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