a bottle of merlot

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    A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
    attractive woman he spotted dining alone.
    The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
    the gentleman seated over there", indicating the sender.
    She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the
    man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.
    The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note
    from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
    The note read:
    For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
    your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your
    pants. "
    After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
    own returns. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
    instructed him to return this to the woman.
    It read:
    For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z4, a
    Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over
    twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a
    woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the
    bottle back.
     
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