A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
attractive woman he spotted dining alone.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there", indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the
man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note
from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your
pants. "
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
own returns. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read:
For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z4, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over
twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a
woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the
bottle back.
attractive woman he spotted dining alone.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from
the gentleman seated over there", indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the
man, and decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note
from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read:
For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your
pants. "
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his
own returns. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and
instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read:
For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z4, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over
twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a
woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the
bottle back.
