A bucket of mulch or Dane Cook?

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  1. B_Rivas_Boricua4Ever

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    I'm gonna have to go with a bucket of mulch. At least it can hold up a decent conversation.
     
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    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Seems like there are a lot of haters for Dane Cook. Don't get me wrong. I'm a casual fan of his, at best, but what's the big deal? He's just trying to scrape a living in entertainment.
     
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    I'd fuck him and throw out his number.
     
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    Because he's unoriginal, annoying, completely unfunny (which kind of kills the point of being a comedian) and his "jokes" only entertain those who don't know good comedy, or borderline 'tards.
     
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    but he's so hot now :) love the new super-short haircut.

    I've never heard any of his stand-up act. Just seen him on a couple talk shows so I can't really comment too much. I'll just say that I didn't laugh.
     
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    I don't think he's attractive, either....maybe it's because whenever I see him, I want to throw up.
     
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    Oh my, someone sure is bitter.

    I'd take Dane Cook, I may not always enjoy his comedy but lately he's looked pretty attractive to me.
     
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    I'll take the bucket of mulch too, please!:biggrin:
     
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    I am hoping to see him next month. My friends are working in Boston on his new film 'Bachelor #2"
     
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    Wow, Rivas Boriquas is a straight up hater. I think that (and this is what it always comes down to) your likes and dislikes are just that yours.

    Don't go throwing around 'tard because your definition of funny is when Ann Coulter tells a Monica Lewinski joke.

    I'm not mentally disabled at all and I think that Dane Cook is pretty damn funny.

    Excuse me, I have to go find the hidden pictures in my new Highlights magazine...YAAAY!
     
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    I agree it's all about your taste in comedy. Personally I'm not a Dane Cook fan. But I'm sure there are other comedians I like that a lot of people think are not funny. I don't find Jim Gaffigan funny but he seems to have a lot of fans.
     
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    See, I love Jim Gaffigan. I love his humor and I love how he talks. He enunciates every word perfectly :)
     
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    DANE COOK IS THE SHIT!! I wouldn't fuck him because I'm straight, but I'd love to hang out with him!! He is a silly bitch!!!!
     
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    HA! "silly bitch." I'm stealing that one!
     
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    Luved Dan as "the Waffler" in Mystery Men.
     
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