A Bulge For Kicking?

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  1. Imported

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    Mark2003: I was walking through town the other day wearing my jeans which I know show a big fat round bulge. These two women were coming towards me and smirking slightly and one of them raised her leg up and acted out a big kick with her foot to the other woman. Is it normal for girls to want to kick a man who shows a big bulge? The sense of power perhaps or is it a strange thing to fantasise doing?
     
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    Sounds to me like the poor woman is a victim of Tourette's Syndrome.

    Maybe the sight of your bulge made her involuntarily tic. :eek:

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    ORCABOMBER: [quote author=Mark2003 link=board=meetgreet;num=1069787078;start=0#0 date=11/25/03 at 10:55:38]Is it a strange thing to fantasise doing?[/quote] Sounds like they want to destroy your manhood, personally.
     
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    wvalady1968: [quote author=Mark2003 link=board=meetgreet;num=1069787078;start=0#0 date=11/25/03 at 10:55:38]I was walking through town the other day wearing my jeans which I know show a big fat round bulge. These two women were coming towards me and smirking slightly and one of them raised her leg up and acted out a big kick with her foot to the other woman. Is it normal for girls to want to kick a man who shows a big bulge? The sense of power perhaps or is it a strange thing to fantasise doing?[/quote]

    No, Mark, that doesn't sound 'normal' to me. Bizarre, actually. Most women would have thought of activites 180 degrees from inflicting injury.


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    Re bulges and injuries to them / attacks upon them:

    I tend to show a bulge, although its prominence tends to vary according to the outer layer of clothing. The nearest I have come to sustaining an 'attack' has been in crowded situations such as standing in a tube train in the rush hour. On one occasion a woman took clear note of me in this way, turned her backside towards me and squeezed past, in my opinion unnecessarily closely; it seemed to me she was testing whether what she saw was merely a large fold in my trousers or was solid.

    ... it was solid. And I have to admit, although it hurt, the bulge got even more solid in the next few seconds ;) She looked back at me and winked afterwards. I could have been offended ... and in other circumstances I have been offended by this sort of thing. But then I found it a morale booster, somehow.

    I have been conscious of this happening maybe two or three times in the last twenty years or so. No doubt as I get older and more decrepit it will happen less!
     
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    [quote author=Max link=board=meetgreet;num=1069787078;start=0#4 date=11/26/03 at 05:44:29]No doubt as I get older and more decrepit it will happen less![/quote]

    Not necessarily, Max. Women are getting older and more decrepit, too! :D

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    [quote author=Pecker link=board=meetgreet;num=1069787078;start=0#5 date=11/26/03 at 05:52:50]

    Not necessarily, Max.  Women are getting older and more decrepit, too!   :D

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    Thanks for those few kind words Pecker.

    Maybe I still have a few more years of potential to cause trouble in me yet, but the image you have conjured up is slightly double edged, so say the least :)
     
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    Maybe it's the literal time of day for me here, but it sounds to me like they were doing some kind of foot groping. ;D :D
     
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    [quote author=Max link=board=meetgreet;num=1069787078;start=0#4 date=11/26/03 at 05:44:29]

    "... No doubt as I get older and more decrepit it will happen less!"

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    Now, Max! --I truly can't ever imagine YOU getting to the point of being "decrepit". ;)
     
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