A bulge misunderstood

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by D_Coyne Toss, May 15, 2006.

  1. D_Coyne Toss

    D_Coyne Toss New Member

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    Once i went out with three classmates of mine, a guy and two girls. We were all singles then, and we were joking pretending we were dating (yeah, kinda stupid, i know).

    We were walking in two couples (guy-girl), when the other guy looked at my bulge and said loud: "well, you are holding her hand, but there's no need to <<do the raising of the flag>>" (italian popular form to refer to an erection).

    It was such a shame, and the girl holding my hand turned red in face.

    I was fully soft, but, on my firend's opinion, he later explained me, in no way there could be such a bulge with no hard on.

    Has anything similar ever happened to you?
     
  2. Pecker

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    I know exactly what you mean, PI. My bulge has been in therapy for most of my life.
     
  3. exwhyzee

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    I see this more as a European issue as opposed to an American issue. European guys seem to wear much more tailored clothing and jeans that really reveal a lot more than most American guys are willing to show. Most American guys, wearing oversized and loose fitting jeans, would never have the opportunity to show a bulge, much less an erection.
     
  4. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    This happened a lot in high school when tight jeans were in vogue. I was frequently accused of having a boner. I remember one day when I did and it wouldn't go away...they saw the difference.
     
  5. Trev

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    This happened to me just a couple of weeks ago, i was watching TV with my cousins (both older than me) and they saw my bulge. They just couldnt stop staring and saying stuff like settle down its just the soccer. They ate their words jusy the other day when we were at the shops and one of them used the urinal at the same time and saw how big i was. His face looked a lot like that>>>:eek:
     
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    I've had exactly this experience, and as I posted once before, it was confirmed 15 years later in an odd way.

    At a college reunion dinner (Gaudy) after a lot of alcohol someone I had known reasonably (but not very) well said to me: "Oh, you're the man who used to walk around with a 24 hour erection." I denied it, although I didn't make any further explanation. I don't think he believed me.
     
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    i dont wear pants tight enough to show a bulge, but once with a friend who hasnt seen me in the locker rooms i was showing a huge bulge in basketball shorts, my friends says "looks like dannys got a hard on (laugh laugh etc)", nonchalantly i said "no i dont", "bullshit" he replied, "prove it" he went on, i simply got up from the couch and pulled my shorts and boxers down...he was pretty shocked/embarrased/pissed lol
     
  8. hypolimnas

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    Yip, I am amazed about the people who I don't even know much who feel they have a right to comment. For me its mainly big balls, position and thickness contributing to the spectacle (I do try not to be obvious), but some inferences/comments are just plain rude and too offensive for me to acknowledge in any way. I am bewildered why some people even notice let alone comment.
     
  9. emu

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    interestingly enough. as i am not hung but have massive nuts
    i'm only 5'8", my bulge is rather huge and well pronounced especially when wearing low rise or boot cut jeans.

    i tend to get a lot of comments and stares from co-workers, friends and strangers alike and you all know what they are thinking..."mmmm i wonder how big it really is, i'd like to see that thing out of those jeans". i only know this because a good female friend of mine explained my bulge had become the topic of discussion at the cali office before i left for the midwest office and even guys were jealous that they never got a chance to see it at the urinal.....

    go figure

    E
     
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    No, I am gonna have to agree with emu on his point about jeans.

    If they are lower, or a bit tighter.. they really give bulge. I got comments quite a few times when I wore the new "hip" jeans.:biggrin1:
     
  11. xrush_uncut

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    I'm happy when my bulge is misunderstood. I am hard 18 out of 24 hours a day and my little winky makes me look like I have a bulge. It's all I could count on for people to think I'm hung! :biggrin1:
     
  12. B_IanTheTall

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    I've gotten wood comments especially when wearing sweat pants, speedos, and sports shorts.
     
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    I'm wearing baggy pants mostly, so you can't see my bulge very good ;)
     
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    If you want to change that, go to Europe and shop at Bershka or Replay for jeans. Whatever they do to make jeans...makes a man look like a man.
     
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    Wild, dark, non-gyometric patterns help hide my bulge too.
     
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    Sweatpants no question..

    Whenever I have worn sweats in public, I've always gotten some comments and mostly stares (mainly from the ladies, but some men too)..

    And if (Gawd forbid) you get a hard-on while wearing sweats in public (and I have) make sure you've got something to cover it (a light jacket etc)..If not, it could get VERY embarrassing..

    -MG
     
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    Yes, specially if you leak lots of precum.
     
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    Then you just tell people you put it away before you were done at the urinal.

    tee hee
     
  19. DougRR

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    I agree with most comments here that it can be very annoying to have people commenting or looking all the time. I get this a lot. I have a fat uncut cock and very large balls, especially one huge left ball..size of a grapefruit..and very hard to conceal. Doctors say theres nothing wrong but it can be reduced by an operation. So there are many styles of pants and jeans I don't like to wear and I often speak in front of large groups re my job and always notice both women and men looking at my crotch. Once in my straight gym another guy commented very loudly that "he packs his shorts" which was meant to suggest I put something in the crotch to make it bigger....I commented loudly that I certainly do not..it was quite stressful at the time. My trainer, who has about 9 inches thick and uncut laughed loudly.
    Doug
     
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    good 4 u.
    I agree with your response.
     
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