A challenge for Alex8

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by Mr. Russ, Mar 15, 2006.

  1. Mr. Russ

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    Find flaccid pics of Ron Jeremy. Sounds easy, but I want an uncensored pic of when he was on Surreal Life and whipped it out at the nudist colony as Trishelle stared at it a mere foot away. Or pics of random fans touching it.

    I respect his huge cock.
     
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    I can't offer you the specific image in question - maybe Pecker will rise to that challenge - but the first still here shows a close-up of Ron Jeremy's penis, from some recent caveman-porn thing that he did:

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    Alex8 has formidable, even intimidating computer powers to find photos on virtually any celebrity or movie. But on this one, I may have a wee bit of inside info. The TV program Surreal Life took a trip down to a nudist resort in the Palm Springs area called Desert Shadows (http://www.desertshadows.com), a beautiful resort my wife and I have visited several times. The owners, Steve and Linda Payne, have been written up in countless publications and appeared on everything from The Travel Channel to local news.

    When Surreal Life was on site, nothing but nothing was either spontaneous or unrehearsed, including the dinner scene with Ronny Hyatt (Ron Jeremy.) Almost nothing- Trishelle was really and truly totally ripped to the point most of the late night hot tub footage was deleted. But Ronny, who incidently has just turned 53 on March 12 and long ago transcended the point of being a mere "porn star" into celebrity status, went off camera where he pulled like mad on his penis in order to lengthen it as much as possible for the camera. Additionally, they made roughly three takes where he walked to the table and flashed a drunk and unimpressed Trishelle. Desert Shadows owner Steve Payne was the man who said, "now that's a penis." After dinner they got Trishelle to slur, "it's a little bigger than average but he's no horse or anything." Class act, girl.
     
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    So it would have been fair for me to post this wholly unfluffed image after all, then? :rolleyes:

    http://www.xmag.com/archives/9-10-apr02/images/features/jeremy-headges.jpg

    À propos of nothing very much at all, Ron's love of taking bit-parts in mainstream movies is well-known, but one blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance he made that went unspotted for years was in ... Ghostbusters, if you please :smile: ---

    http://www.protoncharging.com/ghostbusters/archives/2005_04.shtml
     
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    Well okay then. I am a little disappointed in the pictures, but I loved the Surreal Life explanation.

    I saw that whole season. The cast asked Ron how big he was. He responded with 9 3/4 inches. An unimpressed Trishelle responded that she lived with a roommate the same size. Was she talking about that muscle upped black dude named Alton.

    alex8 can you find proof of Alton's endowment?
     
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    I'm puzzled because I do recall seeing a photo posted on some web site that showed Ron Jeremy in a soft state (I believe the picture was taken from a documentary he was on) and he looked somewhat similar to the photos at Alex8's links. What I mean is that he doesn't look quite so large in those images, even though he looked every inch he claims to be in an adult film I saw him in several years ago.

    I know the height of people decreases (or women's breasts sag) as they grow older. Is the same true of you guys and your dongers?
     
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    It's certainly true that some of your externally-viewable cock length disappears from weight gain, and as Ron J. has said himself many times, he long ago "moved from the gym to the buffet".
     
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    Comparing Alex to Ron jeremy.... let's hope that the belly stays with Ron:cool:
     
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    O.K. Now it's getting downright scary Alex8. That first photo should be captioned How not to age gracefully! Ron has morphed from Homo Sapien past marsupial to some form of primeval mammal resembling an orangutan.
     
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    unfortunately, the rest of me looks like ron jeremy....:disappointed:
     
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    I can't get any flaccid pics at all of Ron jeremy. Can you find some for me alex 8 ??
     
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    Check out the pics in posts #2 and #4 now that I've repaired the links. Finding Ron flaccid is actually quite a challenge online these days. :smile:
     
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    Alton is one man I would actually pay to have sex with me!!
     
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    He is reportedly 9 3/4 inches and looks like a tree trunk! Damn he is lucky.
     
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