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I've been try to avoid being made fun of on this website but I'm about to have anal sex tomorrow with my boyfriend and I wanted to know is there a 110% way of keeping my ass clean so if we have sex my partner won't get shit on his dick. And easy way to have a hairless ass can help me too please only helpful stuff no negatives!
 

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Gay orientated adult/ sex shops ( stores ) can probably sell you a simple and cheap bulb douche.

Its a small rubber bulb you fill with water and it has attached a short curved pipe with holes around it. You fill with water and some guys would add a little white vinegar. Do not put soap/ shower gel/ detergent in there.

After you go to the toilet - so you are basically empty - you gently insert the pipe into your anus, squeeze the bulb to squirt some water up, and then after five to fifteen seconds,you release it. A few small strands of faeces may come out with it, so you need to do it over the toilet bowl.

Two or three squirt/ releases should do it. If it needs more, the problem is more likely your diet and/ or exercise and/or sleep.

Do you tend to be "regular" in terms of what times you need the lavatory?

On ass hair- it is certainly possible to wet shave it just like your face, but just be careful, it's difficult/ impossible to see if you do it yourself, so there can be little nicks,and cuts. You may be able to position a mirror to help but getting a friend to help is sometimes the best option.
 
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I'm afraid I've no experience of anal sex and don't plan on gaining any anytime soon. However it would seem like good sense to empty your bowels, possibly have an enema and then take a bath or shower. Also make sure your BF wears and condom and uses plenty of lube. I think it's highly doubtful whether you could guarantee having a completely clean anal cavity on account of its purpose and the 'goods outwards job' it does most of the time. However I think you can try to keep it as clean as possible for what you plan on doing and that ought to make the experience more cofortable for both of you.
 

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What they said on the douche/enema stuff. I douche everyday so I'm always ready abd do a serious enema if I'm going to a group sex venue or going to be taking extra large stuff.

As for the shaving, using an electric trimmer is better and easier to use to get rid of the hair around you hole. Then if you want to shave from there you can. It takes practice but it can become as easy as shaving your face. There's no part of my body I can't shave with the same ease I do mutt face. Once you start though, You may want to stay that way. A hairless hole stays a lot cleaner.
 

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Getting waxed is easy, and the stinging is temporary. The only 100% guaranteed way to avoid getting shit on his dick (without abstinence) of which I am aware is fasting for a day (24 hours) and taking a couole quarts of enema beforehand. You can carb up in tue last couole of hours so you have energy for sex.
 

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Two things I would mention one being even if you have used an enema you may wish to freshen yourself with baby wipes. Also a non alcoholic mint flavoured mouth wash, which will not only smell good but taste good too.
 

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I'd just leave it hairy if it's not going to be problematic.

As for cleaning - you can clean - but shit happens. To prevent shit from getting on his dick>wear a condom.
 

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Get yourself a flex stainless steel hose with the douche attachment on the end. It hooks onto your shower head. Had one for years. I lay in the tub, full yourself with water, then pass it out down the drain. Takes about an hour but you will be clean.
 

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I'd just leave it hairy if it's not going to be problematic.

As for cleaning - you can clean - but shit happens. To prevent shit from getting on his dick>wear a condom.

Yup.

You can do whatever routine you want, but when it comes to assfucking...

...shit happens!
 

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A friend of mine was complaining once how "Gays have it easy - men are easy." (Yes I know --- he was only 24 at the time and not yet worldly). I looked him in the eye and said "Buddy, on a GOOD day after sex, of I'm lucky I only have to wipe a LITTLE bit of shit off my dick."

He about died laughing.

In reality douching helps - but well - shit happens! :biggrin1:
 

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Get yourself a flex stainless steel hose with the douche attachment on the end. It hooks onto your shower head. Had one for years. I lay in the tub, full yourself with water, then pass it out down the drain. Takes about an hour but you will be clean.

An hour? Blimey!:eek: