A cure for a headache?

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  1. got_lost

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    The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad
    news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
    which causes your testicles to press on your spine,
    and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.
    > The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

    Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
    He had no choice but to go under the knife.

    When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in
    20 years, but he felt like he was
    missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he
    realized that he felt like a different
    person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
    life.

    He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new suit.


    He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like
    a new suit."

    The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

    Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
    Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

    Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in
    the mirror, the salesman asked,
    "How about a new shirt?"

    Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
    The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."Joe
    was surprised,
    "That's right, how did you know?"
    "Been in the business 60 years!"

    Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around
    the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
    Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
    The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's
    see.....size 36."

    Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

    The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear would
    press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
    hell of a headache."

    New suit = $400

    New shirt = $ 36

    New underwear = $ 6

    Second opinion: PRICELESS :lmao:
     
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    remind me never to have a headache
     
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    Hmmm....hey wait a minute...I have been having headaches....and i"ve put on some weight.....
     
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