Last summer my partner and I were at a nude coed beach in Vancouver which was very crowded. We did find a spot partly shaded which suited us fine as we both can take only a limited amount of sun. We both stripped down to nothing as most people do at a nude beach. Minutes later a straight couple in their late 20s settled in beside us approx 10-15 feet from us. The guy stripped down to nothing readily sporting a nice big package. His companion slowly stripped reluctantly. She obviously had never done this before .Our blanket was at an angle so we could see without staring. She slowly undressed covering herself with a towel that covered her private parts. We could hear everything that was said and she made it definite to him that she was uncomfortable with nudity. An almost nude vendor wearing only a skimpy money apron pulled a cart on a sleigh like apparatus. He approached them asking if they would like a hot dog. They agreed and and as he bent over to the cart (his long thick phallus and low hangers exposed to both them and to us), inquired to the couple " Is there something you would like on your dog? " We just about died trying not "to lose it " ! She turned red and pulled her towel closer to her body . Her partner obviously enjoyed his hot dog ...and grinned as she said "You can eat mine!"