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*Playing Dead Rising in the living room, Dad walks in*
Dad: "Is this the new Resident Evil?"
Me: "Not so much.. it's made by the same company though."
Dad: "Does the shotgun still blast their heads off?"
Me: "Of course!" *Does so*
*I then disembowel one of the half naked female zombies*
Dad: "Holy ****! Is this guy some special forces agent?"
Me: "Nah, he's a photojournalist. He's covered wars, ya know."
*I take a pic of all the carnage and dead zombies everywhere, the chick zombie was up close so the pink circles show up on her chest & vag*
Dad: "That's got to be the best photojournalist in the world."
Dad: "Is this the new Resident Evil?"
Me: "Not so much.. it's made by the same company though."
Dad: "Does the shotgun still blast their heads off?"
Me: "Of course!" *Does so*
*I then disembowel one of the half naked female zombies*
Dad: "Holy ****! Is this guy some special forces agent?"
Me: "Nah, he's a photojournalist. He's covered wars, ya know."
*I take a pic of all the carnage and dead zombies everywhere, the chick zombie was up close so the pink circles show up on her chest & vag*
Dad: "That's got to be the best photojournalist in the world."