*Playing Dead Rising in the living room, Dad walks in* Dad: "Is this the new Resident Evil?" Me: "Not so much.. it's made by the same company though." Dad: "Does the shotgun still blast their heads off?" Me: "Of course!" *Does so* *I then disembowel one of the half naked female zombies* Dad: "Holy ****! Is this guy some special forces agent?" Me: "Nah, he's a photojournalist. He's covered wars, ya know." *I take a pic of all the carnage and dead zombies everywhere, the chick zombie was up close so the pink circles show up on her chest & vag* Dad: "That's got to be the best photojournalist in the world."