A different purity test...

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  1. Imported

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    cdj215: http://www.theferrett.com/purity/

    This one is longer than the other, but it will work for men, women, gay, straight, or bi. Here are my scores, broken down into their categories.

    You are 53.2% pure
    Average Score: 72.7%

    Self-Lovin' 45%
    When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
    Average score: 65.1%

    Shamelessness 64.3%
    It takes a couple of drinks
    Average score: 79.3%

    Sex Drive 76.3%
    The Pope is envious
    Average score: 77.6%

    Straight purity 26.8%
    Done the nasty, but not creatively
    Average score: 44.6%

    Gay purity 3.6% (hmm...)
    Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame
    Average score: 83.8%

    Fucking Sick 92%
    Refreshingly normal
    Average score: 90%
     
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    dv8edthots: Here are my scores:

    Self-Lovin' - 33.3%: When I think of you - or anyone - I touch myself

    Shamelessness - 26.2%: Puts'em on the glass

    Sex Drive - 47.4%: I got needs baby, you gotta unnastan'!

    Straightness - 0%: Knows the other body type like a map

    Gayness - 1.8%: Makes Dr. Frank-nFurter look tame

    Fucking Sick - 66.4%: Dipped into depravity

    Purity Score Overall: 33.5%
     
  3. windsurfer98

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    you guys have way too much time on your hands.

    400 questions is insane!! Granted it's only true or false, but still.
     
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    dv8edthots: It's an exercise in procrastination. You'd be amazed what you can find to do when you don't want to focus on reading and research.

     
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    Can't argue with you on that. I'm working on my Senior Thesis right now, and it's kicking my ass.
     
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    Self-Lovin' 21.7% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you
    Shamelessness 45.2% Puts 'em on the glass
    Sex Drive 47.4% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
    Straightness 7.1% Knows the other body type like a map <i&#39;d like to think so, hah
    Gayness 41.1% At least one weekend of ecstacy <that&#39;s exactly true. just one weekend. :p
    Fucking Sick 67.3% Dipped into depravity
     
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    No doubt about it, I am a deviant procrastinator&#33; Here&#39;s my scores:

    Category Your Score

    Self-Lovin&#39; 28.3%
    When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself

    Shamelessness 28.6%
    Puts &#39;em on the glass

    Sex Drive 10.5%
    Humps fire hydrants when nobody&#39;s looking

    Straightness 0%
    Knows the other body type like a map

    Gayness 28.6%
    At least one weekend of ecstacy

    Fucking Sick 56.6%
    Dipped into depravity

    You are 29.41% pure
    Average Score: 72.7%

    Fun stuff, now I guess work beckons.......
     
  8. windsurfer98

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    Self-Lovin = 68.3% - Explored the pleasures of the flesh
    Shamelessness = 85.7% - Has yet to see self in mirror
    Sex Drive = 94.7% - The Pope is envious
    Straightness = 87.5% - Just go fuck something, okay?
    Gayness = 94.6% - Repressed, are we?
    Fucking Sick = 100%
    You are 86.45% pure
    Average Score: 72.7%

    I see how this works. You start off with 100% and the more boxes you check, the lower the percentage goes.

    I&#39;m 100% Fucking Sick because I haven&#39;t done anything thing fucking sick
     
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    Self-lovin&#39; 53.3% Explored the pleasures of the flesh (average 65.1%)
    Shamelessness 31% Puts &#39;em on the glass (average 79.3%)
    Sex drive 42.1% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan&#39;&#33; (average 77.6%)
    Straightness 8.9% Knows the other body type like a map (average 83.3%)
    Gayness 26.8% At least one weekend of ecstasy (average 44.6%)
    Fucking sick 77.9% Refreshingly normal (average 90%)
     
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    Self-Lovin&#39; 46.7%
    When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself

    Shamelessness 78.6%
    Has yet to see self in mirror

    Sex Drive 81.6%
    The Pope is envious

    Straightness 87.5%
    Just go fuck something, okay?

    Fucking Sick 98.2%
    Refreshingly normal

    You are 81.59% pure
    Average Score: 72.7%
     
  11. Ecchi

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    I&#39;m kinda surprised, but my I think my sex drive is wayyyyyyyy under rated.

    Self-Lovin&#39; 33.3%
    When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
    Shamelessness 69%
    It takes a couple of drinks
    Sex Drive 86.8%
    The Pope is envious
    Straightness 16.1%
    Knows the other body type like a map
    Gayness 94.6%
    Repressed, are we?
    Fucking Sick 81.4%
    Refreshingly normal
     
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    I fell out of my chair upon reading this. Makes me wonder what you can .... ahem .... accomodate, Jana-hun.

    *ducks and hides before I get slapped*
     
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