A Dogs Top 10 Human Peeves

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  1. Pappy

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    1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU
    IDIOT!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why
    we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog!
    Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the
    food chain.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised
    when I freak out every time we go back!

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry,
    but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9. Dog sweaters. Hello ???, Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both
    know the truth, you're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who's boss here
    (you don't see me picking up your shit do you ) ???
     
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