A drunk in a bar (How unusual)

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  1. Pitbull

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    A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.
    A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
    A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. T
    he bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about.

    "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"

    "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!!"

    With that, the bartender looks in and says,

    "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
     
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    Roflmao
     
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    lol :smile:
     
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    :biggrin1: Oh that is GOOD!
     
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