A Father's Pride

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  1. camper joe

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    Four Proud Dads

    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
    years, reunited at a party. After several
    drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
    room. Those who remained talked about their
    kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride
    and joy. He started working at a successful
    company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
    Economics and Business Administration and soon
    began to climb the corporate ladder and now
    he's the president of the company. He became so
    rich that he gave his best friend a top of the
    line Mercedes for his birthday.'

    The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My
    son is also my pride and joy. He started
    working for a big airline, and then went to
    flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he
    became a partner in the company, where he owns
    the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
    he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
    birthday.'

    The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My
    son studied in the best universities and became
    an engineer. Then he started his own
    construction company and is now a
    multimillionaire. He also gave away something
    very nice and expensive to his best friend for
    his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

    The three friends congratulated each other just
    as the fourth returned from the restroom and
    asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?'

    One of the three said: 'We were talking about
    the pride we feel for the successes of our
    sons. What about your son?'

    The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and
    makes a living dancing as a stripper at a
    nightclub.'

    The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a
    disappointment. '

    The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed.
    He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done
    too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
    and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot
    mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
    Mercedes from his three boyfriends
     
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    serves 'em right... the last guy always wins!
     
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    Brilliant! :tongue:
     
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    but how big is his cock?... lol:biggrin1:
     
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