A Gay "test?""

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Is there a "gay test" that I can give to a stranger to determine if he's gay (or bi)?

If I see a hot, sexy dude at the mall or in the theater or anywhere, is there some sort of subtle "test" or signal I can give him to see if he might be interested in some man-to-man action?

Is there some sort of comment or question I can use to break the ice and to "clue him in" to the fact that I think he's hot and that I'd like to have sex with him--or at least some kind of verbal test to find out if he's gay or bi??

For example, how are these for opening "test" lines?

"I really like that jacket you're wearing?"
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"Do you happen to have the time?"

I know both of these sound very lame, but that's why I'm asking this: what can I say that will let him know that I'm gay and that I think he's hot and that I'd like to have sex with him--or at least get to know him as a friend??? What has been your experience trying to determine if someone was gay? What do YOU do--short of just asking him right out?

This is a sincere and serious question, not one intended to produce gag responses. So I'd appreciate sincere replies. Thanks! :smile:
 

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Try eye contact. Hold your eye contact a liitle longer than you normally would and watch for the same back and try to read his facial expressions at the same time.
 

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Check to see of you kept your receipts. It appears your gadar is not working. I would return it.

Seriously... just a decent conversation usually works for me. I let the person know pretty quickly about me being gay and that is usualy the segue that works.
 

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Throw him in the water and see if he floats!

Or is that for witches?

That's for witches.

But that does make me think. Maybe you can try to buttsmecks him and see what happens; if he's straight he'll tell you and possibly tell you to stop, if he's gay or bi he'll tell you and possibly tell you to stop.
 

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how about we all just tattoo our orientation on our forehead?
then beneath that, tattoo our availability

well, they would hafta be a temporary tattoos, since people fluctuate their preference sometimes, and obviously availability comes & goes

i would actually love it if there was some way to tell if a girl was single or taken, other than glancing for a wedding ring...just have every girl in a committed relationship wear a certain necklace that says "TAKEN" or something lol...it'd save lots of time...


but to answer your main question, i agree with the eye contact, and definitely try a bit of conversation beyond just "do you have the time?"
 

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Strike up a general conversation and just when they are not expecting it say "Wanta Fuck"?

If their reaction is that of being horrified, they are probably straight.

If they laugh hysterically you might have a chance.
 

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Try eye contact. Hold your eye contact a liitle longer than you normally would and watch for the same back and try to read his facial expressions at the same time.

Eye contact. That's a good test.

If you hold eye contact with a man for a 'longer than appropriate' amount of time [but try not to look like a freak...don't stare him down or anything];
1. with a straight man. He will look away, or, if he dosen't look away, will think you want to fight him. Don't do this at straight bars, or you'll start trouble.

2. with a gay man. He will think you want to look at him. And that your interested in him. This is the key to flirting/cruising. A friend of mine explained this to me, he cruises guys a lot in public. If your walking on a sidewalk twards a man you wanna cruise, hold your eye contact...smile a little or not (depends on your attitude). Don't stare...gaze;) Then he'll know you like looking at him. After you pass each other, count 3 seconds to yourself in your head, then turn around to look at him walk away. Wait. If he turns around too, then he was interested, if not...NEXT PLEASE!

....that's how it's done. So I've been told. I've only done it a few times. During a Gay Pride festival. [does that actually count during Pride?...even the nastiest fuckers get laid during Pride, and that's without crusing]
 

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Check to see of you kept your receipts. It appears your gadar is not working. I would return it.

Seriously... just a decent conversation usually works for me. I let the person know pretty quickly about me being gay and that is usualy the segue that works.

That's what I do too.
 

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Is there a "gay test" that I can give to a stranger to determine if he's gay (or bi)?


Believe me, EVERYBODY would love to know the answer!
But the only way to find out is to try.
Don't ask for the time..that's lame.
I have tried by asking for directions to the gay district... it worked for me.
:smile:
 

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Thanks, guys! As the OP, I appreciate your responses--yes, even the humorous ones.

So I'll maintain eye contact with him and/or engage him in a little conversational chat. Sounds good to me!

Thanks again for your help! :smile: