A girl phoned me the other day...

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  1. Mem

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    and said "come on over, nobody's home" I went over. Nobody was home.
     
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    Rodney Dangerfield phoned the other day.

    He wants his joke back.
     
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    Was it a long distance call????????????????
     
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    Who could tell? In Rodney's case the line was more than likely-dead.
     
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    I hope you asked her how old she was. I saw the same thing happen on tv. This girl asks this guy to come over and they arrested the guy cuz the girl was like 13 and he had condoms for some reason.
     
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    It was actually Chris Hansen in a plaid skirt and pigtails, not a girl at all, but that still counts as paedophilia in 39 states.
     
  7. Falcon9

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    It was HIM??? Wouldn't that also be sodomy in some states too?
     
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    I think he's post-op
     
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    Talk about going a reporter going out of his (her) way to get a story! That is real dedication!
     
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