"a girlfriend like a porn star"

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  1. MisterMark

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    I just read an article on cnn.com about online porn. One of the guys they interviewed said, "All of my friends love porn so much that they have trouble having sex with their girlfriends unless they act like porn stars."

    Would you like a girlfriend who "acts like a porn star" in bed and if so, what exactly would that include?
     
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    I'll tell you what it wouldn't include: that irritating, constant screeching that bad actresses use to denote pain (or pleasure.) The monotonous "oh! oh! unh! unh!" gets on my nerves.

    Not to say that a good heartfelt moan isn't sexy every once in a while. :)

    Pecker

    She was only a whiskey maker but I loved her still.
     
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    And please, if you want background music, it'd better be something better than the shit in porn!
     
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    funmcpackage: It means that they do a lot of blow and still all of your shit....
     
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    horndogy: yeah, i want the pornstar in the bedroom and a saint outside of it. i love it when a woman gets nasty and enjoys herself. i think too many women are so inhibited about sex. nasty talkers and gals who love watching a porn with me and like to see big dicks are a huge turn on. oh man, i gotta find another gf like that.
     
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    [quote author=funmcpackage link=board=relationships;num=1075495660;start=0#3 date=01/30/04 at 16:55:52]It means that they do a lot of blow and still all of your shit....[/quote]
    But on the plus side, after the first time you do it, you'll do it twenty more times with the same title and just a number added at the end. Of course, every time, she needs to get AIDS tested before she does it - that's a genetic test, not a simple seroprevalence test.

    Oh, and you can cum all over her, but not inside her.
     
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    SpeedoGuy: [quote author=jonb link=board=relationships;num=1075495660;start=0#2 date=01/30/04 at 16:26:19]And please, if you want background music, it'd better be something better than the shit in porn![/quote]

    No kiddin! :D

    Seriously, though. Would I want a porno star in bed? If that means a confident and uninhibited gf not afraid to spontaneously try new positions, ask for exactly what she wants and not be hung up on her peceptions of minor imperfections of her appearance and figure, yes!

    SG
     
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    gushiggins: I don't mind a flexible gal in bed, and one who knows what she likes and isn't afraid to tell me what she likes, but to act like a pornstar? Nah. I'm a huge believer in intimacy; you just don't get that from a pornstar.

    -Z
     
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    thingsteal: [quote author=Mark_LPSG Admin link=board=relationships;num=1075495660;start=0#0 date=01/30/04 at 12:38:40]Would you like a girlfriend who "acts like a porn star" in bed and if so, what exactly would that include?[/quote]

    Long ago I had a girlfriend who 'acted like a porn star'. I'd go over to her place to hang out and out of the blue she'd take off to the bathroom and BAM out she'd come in some sexy outfit, take my clothes off, suck my dick (the only chick who could deep throat me), fuck for hours, came repeatedly, and squirted. I could do anything to her, and I did and often.

    It was great until I figured out she was fucking around on me, then it wasn't so great.
     
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    KeraAndMike: Too many guys want their girls to be sluts just cause they are. Girls arent here to "perform" for you ya know.
    Thats why I cant stand most rap videos. Its too much of what guys want their girls to do for them. I think its really low. Sorry if I sound mean or anything but I do stuff for Mike and he does stuff for me.


    Kera
     
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    grantstephens: My wife and I have a great sex life. We are very much in love and sometimes we "make love" and other times we end up just screwing the crap out of eachother like any porn afficionado would be proud of.
     
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    Biggus_Dickus: Have to agree Grant

    Sometimes it's making love other times it's just raw sex to get the rocks off (you and her)

    I enjoy the intimacy when making love. Other times I enjoy just plain fucking. The times when my wife is "offline" I have good fucking with a gay friend or female aquaintance. Just gets the rocks off!

    Cheers!, Biggus_Dickus :)
     
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    roedhunt: I think the best thing about sex is that it has no boundries except what we put on it. If we let all inhibitions go, just think of all the possibilities. Nothing would be off limits. Society has limited sex into what's right and wrong.

    Therefore, I think a persons sex life is a private affair and should not be judged by anyone.

    As for me, there is nothing I wouldn't try (Use your imagination).

    And yes, that includes acting like a porn star ;)
     
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