A Good Indicator That He Might Be Gay...

[D_Relentless Original]

I was tempted to say a good indicator might be the smell of cock on his breath but thought better of it :biggrin1:

hehe, bad lads aren't we?.:biggrin1:

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

hehe, bad lads aren't we?.:biggrin1:

Yup we'z bad boyz. :wink:

 

[Principessa]

1. His ipod is loaded up with Celine Dion or Mariah Carey. Or techno/trance/house mixes. Or showtunes.
2. He starts a conversation about that hideous Rodarte gown Reese Witherspoon wore to the Oscars. And he is too well-versed on the new Dolce and Gabbana product line.
3. He name-drops gourmet and foreign foods... Crêpes Suzette, Lobster Thermidor, madeleines., black truffle-stuffed brie... He owns a Jell-O mold.
4. He knows the character names of far too many of the desperate housewives on Wisteria Lane.
5. He is too detailed in color descriptions, and knows obscure clothing catalogue colors: ecru, taupe, mauve, fuchsia, chartreuse, lilac, periwinkle, salmon, raw sienna.

Oh shit! Except for the techno/trance/house mixes thing I am a gay man. :tongue:

*SNIP* I am aware of all of those other colors he mentioned but I am sure I have never used them in a complete sentence. I know about the organism called periwinkle, but I have no idea what color the word applies to.

There is an organism called periwinkle? Like an amoeba or paramecium type organism? Weird.

Burnt Umber is listed on this "shades of brown" chart:

Burnt umber - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia If you have used any of the colors sepia, russet, ecru, buff, ochre, or cordovan in general conversation in the past year, then the chances of your being gay just increased by 5,000 percent.

Yup :yup:

How anyone listens to trance/house/techno is the more important thing here.

Agreed, I didn't like that mess when I was in college 17 years ago.

6. He can recommend at least two, good, wild crafted organic lotions for knee callouses from giving way too many blow jobs in the dressing room at Armani Exchange.

This is unbelievable. I don't know half this stuff and I am gay. LOL

Maybe it's an east coast thing. Maybe you west coast gays just aren't as hip. :biggrin1:

Agreed^.

I think one of the indicators could be having a penis in his mouth. :biggrin1:

That's pretty low on the the gay indicator list, don't you think. :wink: I mean, I suck dick. :biggrin1:

 

[JustAsking]

Nope, I am still just getting static.

..There is an organism called periwinkle? Like an amoeba or paramecium type organism?

No, I wasn't thinking straight. Its a groundcover plant, that is usually called Myrtle or Vinca. I used to have lots of it around a stone wall in Massachuessetts. It sometimes had little blue flowers on it. That might be where the color name comes from.

Oh wait, that doesn't count, does it?

 

[DiscoBoy]

A picture speaks a thousand words; two pictures speak two thousand words!:wink:

 

[Mickactual]

LMAO at the second pic.
Ummm...
Yep.
Definitely.

 

[D_Portelay Porquesword]

I was tempted to say a good indicator might be the smell of cock on his breath but thought better of it :biggrin1:

How about the skid marks on the lips? :biggrin1:

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

Apparently I'm straight, too, except that I know the color salmon when I see it, and I've referred to old photos as sepia-toned when they are.

 

[B_Nick8]

Yep, clearly straight here too!

Seriously, Pup? I'm disappointed in you.

Apparently I'm straight, too, except that I know the color salmon when I see it, and I've referred to old photos as sepia-toned when they are.

Really, Janet? Then you need to twist the dials back on those percentages.

 

[jason_els]

Fascinating list of banal stereotypes.

 

[B_Nick8]

Fascinating list of banal stereotypes.

Jason, Hon, you, who are polarized in a broken gaydar state between "I know I am, so I'm sure" and "You told me you are, so I know" are hardly in a position to be judgmental.

 

[HazelGod]

1. His ipod is loaded up with Celine Dion or Mariah Carey. Or techno/trance/house mixes. Or showtunes.

Yes, yes, NO, and yes.

2. He starts a conversation about that hideous Rodarte gown Reese Witherspoon wore to the Oscars. And he is too well-versed on the new Dolce and Gabbana product line.

I agree with a previous respondent...this should have been #1 on the list.

3. He name-drops gourmet and foreign foods... Crêpes Suzette, Lobster Thermidor, madeleines., black truffle-stuffed brie... He owns a Jell-O mold.

I was tempted to say this one hardly applies at all, but you saved it with the ownership of a Jell-O mold addendum. :wink:

4. He knows the character names of far too many of the desperate housewives on Wisteria Lane.

Not even close. Anyone with a half-decent memory knows who they are from the media blitz that accompanied the show's launch. Now if he can explain the current plot arcs involving each of them...that's another story!

5. He is too detailed in color descriptions, and knows obscure clothing catalogue colors: ecru, taupe, mauve, fuchsia, chartreuse, lilac, periwinkle, salmon, raw sienna.

I tend to agree, but I'd look for context. I know those colors as well as a handful of other esoteric variations, but unless I'm talking to an interior designer, it's unlikely you'd hear them come out of my mouth.

 

[jason_els]

Jason, Hon, you, who are polarized in a broken gaydar state between "I know I am, so I'm sure" and "You told me you are, so I know" are hardly in a position to be judgmental.

That made no sense.

 

[D_Tim McGnaw]

How about the skid marks on the lips? :biggrin1:

:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: Or spunk-dandruff in the beard :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

Leave it to the gays to put labels on everything. Hence the reason the str8 community will never accept us. Shouldnt matter who knows what. People are people and there is always a "gray" area.

 

[SeeDickRun]

That was a fun exercise. Both the original post and the answers were great fun. For those who didn't appreciate it, lighten up guys..... come on, can't we laugh at ourselves once in a while without getting so sensitive that there's no humor left in the world?

 

[B_VinylBoy]

When you open your mouth and a Fendi bag falls out... yes, you could be gay.
When you can fix a broken shelf with a Prada Pump... yes, you could be gay.
When "Madonna" goes from being a pop star to a religion... yes, you could be gay.
When the word hole brings back fond memories of a buddy booth... yes, you could be gay.

If you have the movie "300" on Blu Ray and have memorized all the lines... yes, you could be gay. If you have an autographed poster then you ARE gay.

If you think spraying Febreze all over your home counts as spring cleaning... maybe, you're not gay after all.

If you thought Sarah Palin was a MILF, then you need to be fixed up with a proper woman by someone who is gay.

If your next casual sex encounter is with someone that goes by the nickname "Hoover"... you could be lucky.


OK, I'll stop there for now. :biggrin:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

That's pretty low on the the gay indicator list, don't you think. :wink: I mean, I suck dick. :biggrin1:

Lol,but hopefully you have not got a peepee between your beautiful legs :tongue:

When you open your mouth and a Fendi bag falls out... yes, you could be gay.
When you can fix a broken shelf with a Prada Pump... yes, you could be gay.
When "Madonna" goes from being a pop star to a religion... yes, you could be gay.
When the word hole brings back fond memories of a buddy booth... yes, you could be gay.

If you have the movie "300" on Blu Ray and have memorized all the lines... yes, you could be gay. If you have an autographed poster then you ARE gay.

If you think spraying Febreze all over your home counts as spring cleaning... maybe, you're not gay after all.

If you thought Sarah Palin was a MILF, then you need to be fixed up with a proper woman by someone who is gay.

If your next casual sex encounter is with someone that goes by the nickname "Hoover"... you could be lucky.


OK, I'll stop there for now. :biggrin:

:biggrin1: loved this ^^

 

[slurper_la]

seafood? dudes, tear up your gay cards

in this instance periwinkle refers to the flower:

https://web.gsc.edu/fs/jhamilton/tumblingcreek/images/plants/wildflowers/periwinkle-myrtle-1.jpg


:tongue:


wiltom - i love you :tongue:

 

[slurper_la]

Nope, I am still just getting static.




No, I wasn't thinking straight. Its a groundcover plant, that is usually called Myrtle or Vinca. I used to have lots of it around a stone wall in Massachuessetts. It sometimes had little blue flowers on it. That might be where the color name comes from.

Oh wait, that doesn't count, does it?

no, you were right, there is a periwinkle snail but that has nothing to do with the color reference:
periwinkle - Google Images