A good penis size percentile calculator

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at 33.14 cubic inches I am theoretically bigger than 1000 guys in the same room

I doubt that very much, I'd bet there would easily be 10 larger that would be tripping over their dicks

dude.....stop. you're about 3 more seconds in the microwave away from castration. and....it looks a helluva lot smaller than what you claim. 30+in^3??? it looks a third of that.
 
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Joint Length+Girth and Volumetric Percentiles
How many dudes have penises that are both longer and girthier than yours? Enter your numbers and find out!
* All inputed values are rounded to the nearest 10th of an inch. Volume calculations assumes errbody got a perfectly cylindrical dick.

Dataset:
Length: 7.5
Girth: 9.5
100%
In a room of 1000 guys, 0 should be both longer and girthier than you.
Your dick is at most 53.86 in3 (29.84 fl oz)
That's more voluminous than 100% of dudes!
 
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In a room of 1000 guys, 0 should be both longer and girthier than you.
Your dick is at most 36.65 in3 (20.31 fl oz)
That's more voluminous than 100% of dudes!
 
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I am 4.75" x 3.5".
13.13%. In a room of 1000 guys, 869 should be longer and girthier than you.
That's more voluminous that 2.06% of dudes. (ouch!).

About what I expected, but I guess my lack of girth is more pronounced than I thought.
I entered the estimated penis size for my wife's 13 lovers, and they ranged from 83% to 99%
 

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Ok I am very pleased (and surprised) with my results.

There is another calculator further down that additionally asked for flaccid.

OK, just for fun...do this one and chart the results vs penis.....http://www.shnugi.com/networth-percentile-calculator

I wish you could hook a bunch of women up to a lie detector and find out where the results of the two charts would actually overlap.

Great idea, there's certainly an equation to describe the attraction of a woman to a man based on some combination of characteristics including earning potential, prior income earned, height, favorite football team, etc.
 

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About 96%. It doesn't seem like that should be right. I have had a lot of women tell me I have a larger dick, but not like top 5%. I think the math is off or the sample size is too low.
You're definitely superior, DC98! Accept it! :)