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This isn't the first time I've heard the expression used but I'm noticing that it's always been a guy who said it and for the first time been told about a rating system for both functions.

Does anyone else think about the quality of their eliminations? Is it a gender thing?
 

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Best thread ever.

My concern has always been that I am not sure if mine are big enough. If I sent you a photo, Gillette, would you judge them for me?

I would not.

Please note that my question was if this was a gender thing as I have never qualified nor quantified my wastes (not even for corn :rolleyes:) I've always been of the opinion that shit just happens.
 

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Only when the doctor asks about at my medicals.
 

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I think it's a gender thing.

Though I have to add.....sorry.....there is something about a "perfect poop"...you sit...one push....all out clean....decent size...almost no paper required...the perfect poop!
 

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Yeah not a gender thing or at least not to my knowledge. Had an ex once that thought certain kinds of eliminations and the situations around them were funny. But thats as far as it went with the both of us. Yup, poop jokes. Literally toilet humor.
 

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i save my bathroom descriptives for the more catastrophic/life-altering gastrointestinal events.

good poop... no.
apocalyptic poop... yesh.

i guess when you follow a line of thought.. any poop not leading to repainting the bathroom *happened to The Boy* is a good poop.
 

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Only when the doctor asks about at my medicals.
I remember having food poisoning and my doctor asking for a stool sample. Er...the restaurant did have old style wooden chairs but I don't think that's why I'm sick...

No one teaches their child to call it a stool, why does the medical profession?


any poop not leading to repainting the bathroom *happened to The Boy* is a good poop.
Oh, my, that sounds Haribo...
 
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While I have no real issue making comments about it,... My girl? Not terribly amused by " doo-doo", as a conversation topic.

Oh! And, p.s. ......
NO dump.. EVER... has been ANYWHERE NEAR AS GOOD as a good blowjob. I would suspect that any guy who says that either : (A)- is trying to make a lame joke. .... or:(B)- never actually gotten a blowjob.
 

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i save my bathroom descriptives for the more catastrophic/life-altering gastrointestinal events.

good poop... no.
apocalyptic poop... yesh.

i guess when you follow a line of thought.. any poop not leading to repainting the bathroom *happened to The Boy* is a good poop.

Catastrophic? Oh god....I believe I've been there! :eek: Mexico....November 2013....never eat Mexican sushi....

I remember having food poisoning and my doctor asking for a stool sample. Er...the restaurant did have old style wooden chairs but I don't think that's why I'm sick...

No one teaches their child to call it a stool, why does the medical profession?



Oh, my, that sounds Haribo...

Doctors and their obsession with stool samples.....

I'm having flashbacks now....wooden spatula...humiliation...little tube...folded sheet of instructions...the horror...the horror!

OMG! Thought I'd sealed those memories off!
 

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I would say that my friends and I talk about our toilet experiences much more often than we talk about our sexual experiences. When you're doing your very best to challenge your gastrointestinal tract on a daily basis, your feces will have unbelievably many different forms and will cause diverse sensations throughout your entire body. I would say that my trips to the toilet in general are very mediocre, and I never linger, not even when the gettin's good. I experience a bad trip to the toilet every now and then, but the really good ones are few and far between, so sometimes I feel the need to talk about it when they strike me. And if one of my pals has had a very good or very traumatic experience, I'm always willing to share his joy or pain in an attempt to comfort or calm him down.
 
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Haven't since last Tuesday. Been in n out of the hospital and still no movement. I REALLY need to take a good shit. Any ideas on how to accomplish this?
Prune juice has always worked for me as has Exlax.

Or you could have a dose of waitresses' revenge, ten drops of Visine in a beer...