I would say that my friends and I talk about our toilet experiences much more often than we talk about our sexual experiences. When you're doing your very best to challenge your gastrointestinal tract on a daily basis, your feces will have unbelievably many different forms and will cause diverse sensations throughout your entire body. I would say that my trips to the toilet in general are very mediocre, and I never linger, not even when the gettin's good. I experience a bad trip to the toilet every now and then, but the really good ones are few and far between, so sometimes I feel the need to talk about it when they strike me. And if one of my pals has had a very good or very traumatic experience, I'm always willing to share his joy or pain in an attempt to comfort or calm him down.