A Guy walks into a Bar

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  1. bird_boy100

    bird_boy100 New Member

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    A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

    Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
    Hand Job: $10.00

    He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

    "Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
     
  2. B_RoysToy

    B_RoysToy New Member

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    What a thoughtful customer :excl: I bet bird_boy100 thought we would all think the dude was hard to get a handjob, right, guy?

    Luke
     
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