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I go to the movies most weekends, and I use the bathroom beforehand so I don't have to halfway through, and then again after, since I always have an XL diet soda while I watch the movie. I've posted about this particular bathroom a few times before in another thread.
(Not an actual pic, but this is similar)
Since it's difficult not to show off with this set up, especially when it's crowded, I've been using this as an opportunity to figure out what's most comfortable for me to get the job done efficiently, show off a little while I'm at it, but also be able to zone out and piss on autopilot until I'm done. Over the last few years, but more so over the last several months, I've gotten it down to a science and I do this every time I use any public restroom now. It just works for me, so I thought I'd share. [If you don't like to read long posts, you might want to skip this one]
First, I don't look at or acknowledge anyone else from the moment I enter the bathroom. When I get to the urinal, I look down and focus all my attention completely on my big dick pissing, watching it closely like a hawk with my head down, keeping my eyes directly on it no matter how loud or busy the restroom gets until I'm done. This gives me an opportunity to connect, appreciate and be thankful for my manhood several times a day, while also helping me tune everyone out. I prefer to not know if I'm being watched so that I can remain totally at ease. For those minutes, it's just me with myself, and no one else. Even if I'm with my friends or co-workers, I'll chat with them if needed, but I never look away from my dick until I'm done and it's back in my pants. This also lets anyone else look at it if they want to without worrying that I'll notice because I don't mind as long as they are discreet and respectful.
It takes way more effort to cover up and still piss comfortably without any splash back from having to stand closer to the urinal, or preventing a wet spot on my crotch afterwards from not hauling out my hard-to-hide balls. And no one should have to cover themselves at a urinal- because exposed body parts urinating in that context are not inappropriate- so I don't. However, I'll go through the hassle if kids are around because they will stare. If you have ever used a trough at a sporting event or have minors who use your locker room, you know what I'm talking about. When minors are around, only then will I attempt to shield the youth from having to see a large shaved dick and balls. I don't care about everyone else because they simply don't have to look if they don't want to, besides most men don't anyway, so I'm not going to risk wet spots and splash back for them when I don't have to.
That said, I have a routine that I repeat exactly as follows to get in and out as fast as possible, while preventing the dreaded wet spot, especially because I go commando full-time--
⦁ As I'm approaching the urinal, I pull the front of the waistband of my shorts way down with my right thumb and leave it there. Then I use my left hand to haul my penis and balls completely out and over the waistband. I then use the left hand to aim while it starts so my initial stream doesn't miss the bowl (if I'm in a hurry or no one's around, I don't bother), then I let it go and grip my hip with that hand, holding my shirt up and back a little so it's out of the way and won't get wet.
⦁ My dick hangs over my big balls, pushing it away from my body and keeping the stream almost, but not directly downwards, allowing for hands-free pissing. I step back with my hips forward if splashing becomes an issue. If my balls are hanging extra low because it's hot out, I compensate by jutting my hips out further to direct the stream directly down into the bowl and not the floor.
⦁ My right thumb keeps the waistband pulled way down so it's not blocking any of the plumbing behind my freely hanging dick and balls until I finish (this is critical because urine gets left behind if I don't, but it's also a chance to air out my junk since I sweat a lot). Then very quickly I use one of my fingers there to press underneath my balls to push the last few drops out, milk it from base to tip, shake it firmly a few times, then in one quick motion I pull the waistband up and away from my body so it all flops back into my shorts.
⦁ If I'm wearing pants or shorts with a fly, I pretty much do the same thing. After I unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, and open the fly all the way wide open, I just haul it all out. Because there is no elastic to keep pulled down, my dick and balls hang freely out of the fly and get some fresh air while I piss hands-free. I put my hands in my pockets or grip each hip with a hand to keep my pants up, or just cross my arms or let them hang to the side if my pants will stay up on their own. After the taint press, milk and shake procedure, I put it all back in my pants and *carefully* zip up, button and buckle on my way to the sink.
I've come to enjoy the lack of humility I get from having a big dick. I can be carefree, confident and unapologetic about my size, and not being modest about it is mostly about comfort and convenience. But it's also about dominance by not showing any consideration or regard for anyone else who might be watching, which I know can be really impressive and yet terribly intimidating to see. I could cover up a bit more when I use the bathroom or the locker room, perhaps use underwear when I wear thin gym shorts and sweats so my penis isn't so obviously visible, but I won't because my comfort comes first. And, admittedly, I like that anyone who happens to look can see that I'm a man that is proudly packing some serious fucking heat.
(Not an actual pic, but this is similar)
Since it's difficult not to show off with this set up, especially when it's crowded, I've been using this as an opportunity to figure out what's most comfortable for me to get the job done efficiently, show off a little while I'm at it, but also be able to zone out and piss on autopilot until I'm done. Over the last few years, but more so over the last several months, I've gotten it down to a science and I do this every time I use any public restroom now. It just works for me, so I thought I'd share. [If you don't like to read long posts, you might want to skip this one]
First, I don't look at or acknowledge anyone else from the moment I enter the bathroom. When I get to the urinal, I look down and focus all my attention completely on my big dick pissing, watching it closely like a hawk with my head down, keeping my eyes directly on it no matter how loud or busy the restroom gets until I'm done. This gives me an opportunity to connect, appreciate and be thankful for my manhood several times a day, while also helping me tune everyone out. I prefer to not know if I'm being watched so that I can remain totally at ease. For those minutes, it's just me with myself, and no one else. Even if I'm with my friends or co-workers, I'll chat with them if needed, but I never look away from my dick until I'm done and it's back in my pants. This also lets anyone else look at it if they want to without worrying that I'll notice because I don't mind as long as they are discreet and respectful.
It takes way more effort to cover up and still piss comfortably without any splash back from having to stand closer to the urinal, or preventing a wet spot on my crotch afterwards from not hauling out my hard-to-hide balls. And no one should have to cover themselves at a urinal- because exposed body parts urinating in that context are not inappropriate- so I don't. However, I'll go through the hassle if kids are around because they will stare. If you have ever used a trough at a sporting event or have minors who use your locker room, you know what I'm talking about. When minors are around, only then will I attempt to shield the youth from having to see a large shaved dick and balls. I don't care about everyone else because they simply don't have to look if they don't want to, besides most men don't anyway, so I'm not going to risk wet spots and splash back for them when I don't have to.
That said, I have a routine that I repeat exactly as follows to get in and out as fast as possible, while preventing the dreaded wet spot, especially because I go commando full-time--
⦁ As I'm approaching the urinal, I pull the front of the waistband of my shorts way down with my right thumb and leave it there. Then I use my left hand to haul my penis and balls completely out and over the waistband. I then use the left hand to aim while it starts so my initial stream doesn't miss the bowl (if I'm in a hurry or no one's around, I don't bother), then I let it go and grip my hip with that hand, holding my shirt up and back a little so it's out of the way and won't get wet.
⦁ My dick hangs over my big balls, pushing it away from my body and keeping the stream almost, but not directly downwards, allowing for hands-free pissing. I step back with my hips forward if splashing becomes an issue. If my balls are hanging extra low because it's hot out, I compensate by jutting my hips out further to direct the stream directly down into the bowl and not the floor.
⦁ My right thumb keeps the waistband pulled way down so it's not blocking any of the plumbing behind my freely hanging dick and balls until I finish (this is critical because urine gets left behind if I don't, but it's also a chance to air out my junk since I sweat a lot). Then very quickly I use one of my fingers there to press underneath my balls to push the last few drops out, milk it from base to tip, shake it firmly a few times, then in one quick motion I pull the waistband up and away from my body so it all flops back into my shorts.
⦁ If I'm wearing pants or shorts with a fly, I pretty much do the same thing. After I unbuckle, unbutton, unzip, and open the fly all the way wide open, I just haul it all out. Because there is no elastic to keep pulled down, my dick and balls hang freely out of the fly and get some fresh air while I piss hands-free. I put my hands in my pockets or grip each hip with a hand to keep my pants up, or just cross my arms or let them hang to the side if my pants will stay up on their own. After the taint press, milk and shake procedure, I put it all back in my pants and *carefully* zip up, button and buckle on my way to the sink.
I've come to enjoy the lack of humility I get from having a big dick. I can be carefree, confident and unapologetic about my size, and not being modest about it is mostly about comfort and convenience. But it's also about dominance by not showing any consideration or regard for anyone else who might be watching, which I know can be really impressive and yet terribly intimidating to see. I could cover up a bit more when I use the bathroom or the locker room, perhaps use underwear when I wear thin gym shorts and sweats so my penis isn't so obviously visible, but I won't because my comfort comes first. And, admittedly, I like that anyone who happens to look can see that I'm a man that is proudly packing some serious fucking heat.
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