As we all know, the bigger the dick the better the man. Therefore it is in the best interests of a country's economic, political and academic wellbeing to have a large population of hung studs. The question is, how to achieve this situation.
Here are some of my ideas.
1. Dick based negative income tax. All penises over seven inches will receive supplemental pay from the government instead of paying taxes.
2. Dick based VISA system. I propose the creation of a new BD-7, BD-8, BD-9 and RBFD visa program. These will be special visa programs meant to attract hung studs into the country. Depending on the visa they qualify for, participants will receive interest free loans, grants and cash payments to set themselves up in America.
3. Big dick respect and appreciation laws. In order to show our national gratitude towards the well endowed acts of kindness and politeness towards BIG's will be legally enforced. So for example, a man with a small dick will be required to give up his seat on the bus to a hung stud if no other seats are available, because that's the polite thing to do.
What do you guys think? What would you add?
Here are some of my ideas.
1. Dick based negative income tax. All penises over seven inches will receive supplemental pay from the government instead of paying taxes.
2. Dick based VISA system. I propose the creation of a new BD-7, BD-8, BD-9 and RBFD visa program. These will be special visa programs meant to attract hung studs into the country. Depending on the visa they qualify for, participants will receive interest free loans, grants and cash payments to set themselves up in America.
3. Big dick respect and appreciation laws. In order to show our national gratitude towards the well endowed acts of kindness and politeness towards BIG's will be legally enforced. So for example, a man with a small dick will be required to give up his seat on the bus to a hung stud if no other seats are available, because that's the polite thing to do.
What do you guys think? What would you add?