A Joke i just read

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_smack ash, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. D_smack ash

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    A cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking about how there lives sucked. When i get big and fat and juicy,the cuke grumbled. Someone sprinkles spices on me and tosses me into a jar or brine. Thats nothing the pickle said. When i get big fat and juicy i get cut up and put on a hamburger. What a couple of pussies the penis told them. When i get big fat and juicy,someone puts a rubber bag over my head,shoves me into a dark cramped room and bangs my head against the wall until i throw up all over myself and pass out. hehehe thought it was funny
     
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