A joke I was told today

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  1. DaveyR

    DaveyR Retired Moderator
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    Welshman walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm saying "this is the pig I have to sleep with when you are not up for sex" "I think you'll find that that is a sheep" says his wife. "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep" he replies:) :smile:
     
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    Oh that's a good 'un. :biggrin1:
     
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    'Tis, good. Maybe she'll have seconds thoughts after that, or else pack up and get out.
     
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    Then there was the one about the cowboy and his blind date @ the restaurant, when he ordered steak, the waiter asked, "what about the mad cow?" The cowboy's response was, "oh, she can order for herself!"
     
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