A journey through time....

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    Alright folks, I've invented a fully functional time machine. It can go forwards, backwards, and sideways through time (alternate dimensions). Bear in mind, there are consequences that still apply. You can't go changing time, you can only experience it. Of course, you can still have sex, you just can't get anyone pregnant, or get pregnant.:rolleyes:


    When/where are we going and what are we going to do?
     
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    Im in...I want to go to 1591...pay a visit to the bard William....and see what he's got packin in between sonnets......perhaps teach some proper English
     
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    I wanna be a whore on the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria...
     
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    I'd like to go back to two weeks ago and apply for that job @ Ed Hardy. Damn, that was stupid to pass up!
     
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    A week and a half ago, and trade in and out of option positions until yesterday.
     
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    Let's go and find out if Arlantis existed, Jeff.
     
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    If i could i would like to go back in time and meet Tesla. No sex involved. If he has a maid i would be willing to fuck her. Pronto.
     
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    I'd take the T.M (time machine) and visit some of the key points in time, assuming they happened in a moment.
    • The beginning of time
    • The creation of Earth
    • The Unveiling of a few pieces of Artwork (Mona Lisa etc)
    Heck, after I had done that, I'd take it to visit a few of the famous people in time. I mean, I've lived life now... I want to know what it was like 'then'. I mean, who wouldn't like to visit King Tut or Shakespear, or the little guy who was 'born on Christmas day'? It would be quite an experience.

    After all that, I'd take a nap and then jump forward in time. I'd like to see how it all ends up in 100/1000/10,000/100,000/1,000,000/1,000,000,000 years.:tongue:
     
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    And I'm going to Find Atlantis with Drifterwood.
     
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    Back in January, I wanted to jump forward to September, and here I am! Thanks, jeff black!
     
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    Lets go back to a few months before Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed ?
     
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    i for one, knowing what i know now, would like to go back to-1-1971. 2-1973. 3- 1978.
    3 of my favourite years, let me show you, what is was realy like.
    i wish...
     
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    i would like to go back to June, 1967

    summer of love.
     
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    Back to around 330 BC [or around that time...] and join the massive army of Alexander the great... I would sign up with the gay gladiators of course and kick some serious ass...
     
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    Gotta go take a peak at Abrahams wife (Bible Abraham), and see what jesus really looked like.
     
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