A leg up.

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  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    A prison inmate used his prosthetic leg in a brawl with another prisoner.

    The authorities confiscated his leg leaving him hopping mad.
     
  2. B_Hickboy

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    That twinge in your intestines
    groan...
     
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    Pecker... That was funny.
     
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    if i didnt think you were a dickhead,.. i'd think you were a dickhead

    xxx
     
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    The guards made a mistake--Bruiser and I were not brawling we were having rough sex, prison style.





    P.S.--tell Warden Killerman I want my leg back (unless he's using it to pleasure himself in which case he can keep it).
     
  6. Pecker

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    You're pulling my leg, Onslow.
     
  7. Webster

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    The prisoner threatened to sue but, the warden knew he didn't have a leg to stand on.



    Puh-dum-pum!
     
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