A literal dick measuring contest

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Me and my friend used to compare when we were younger, about 8th Grade. He said he was about 6in with confidence, I told him seven. He didn't believe me, and I measured it in front of him with a ruler. To this day he won't measure with a ruler, from sight I would say he's maybe 5.25 by 4.25. At least in more recent times he compliments my girth, also he has an almost impossible time getting a bonner again when he jacks maybe 2 hours earlier. I guess it was honestly a little confidence booster. We never went past mutual jackoff/watching porn and I liked it that way.
 

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I measured a few different times in college. It was a fraternity thing. There was a lot of comparing going on. However, there's another story I have that just happened and I think is more interesting.

I was recently in Europe, vacation, and staying at a hostel. I was leaving early in the morning, so I was in the room packing. The walls were thin and I could hear the guys in the room next to me talking. When I heard one guy say that he was really small, I was curious and I listened closer at the wall. The guy that was talking about his size was really getting specific with how he feels he doesn't measure up and how he wonders if his girlfriend broke up with him because of it. The other guys (there were four of them) started talking about size and sex and everything.

Anyway, guy 1 wants the opinion and whips it out. Keep in mind, I can only hear through the wall, can't see anything. The others tell him it looks like 4 1/2 inches soft, so he tells him he's going to get it hard and they all start to compare. The guys were in college (American) and had been friends since high school (two of them commented about seeing each other naked in gym class). No one had a ruler so they just compared. One guy said he knew for sure he was six inches. One guy was about the same as him. One guy was a little bigger. The first was the smallest, but not by much.

I found the whole exchange extremely hot and actually jerked off while listening. Then, I heard them getting ready to go out, so I got dressed because I knew I had to attach images to the voices. I ran down to the common room and then ran into some girls I met that were going out with them, so I got myself invited and hung out with them all night. They were cute, normal looking dudes and they never realized I had listened to their entire dick comparing fest.

The small guy was the cocky one. I found this hilarious and I wanted to throw out "but you have a small dick" more than once, but didn't. I'm a gentlemen.

The moral of the story is that kids these days still compare their dicks.
 

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Well, not counting comparisions with my younger brother while growing up (we're about the same age) the closest I got was similar to the hostel story above. At a boy scout camp out I woke up late at night to a conversation of the guys in the next tent. They actually went as far as having a jack off competition. It sounded like two of the guys were much bigger than the others - and they were the ones who actually came as well. So I figured that as they were the oldest ones they were actually average size, but just further along in puberty than the younger guys. At least I doubt that the two older guys are still "twice" the size of the two younger guys today after all these years.
 

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never been into one... If that day comes, I would do it.. Since I won't be the smallest one :)
 

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we could come with a penis competition easily... in a group of girls and guys.... ( preferably just friends) you would say something like,,, I wanna know who has the biggest breasts! :) and the girls will reply well, why don't you guys show us.... :)
 

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I'm a bit on the small side but I think we should have one right now in this thread. I should take a new measurement anyway, haven't measure in a while.
 

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I'm a swinger. Almost all of my party times start with a dick measuring contest. Usually with hands or mouths, but I've attended a party with the odd tape measure.
 

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My buddies and I used to have measuring contest every month when we were all going through puberty. I can remember the first time we did it, maybe 7th or 8th grade, some of us were already either showers or growers. It was interesting to see who would come out on top because you couldn't always tell until everybody was erect. As we moved into high school the tradition continued, but one added feature, if you were the largest, you got to pick the guy who would have to jerk you off. This is how we started having mutual jo sessions. When a new kid would move into the neighborhood, he also had to prove himself to us if he wanted to be in our circle of friends. Only once were we all shown up. This new kid joined us for our measuring/jo session. At this point my best friend, a junior, was the largest with 9", honestly, he was huge. I came in with a respectable 8" and everybody else hovered around 6" to 7". Well we started rubbing our cocks through our shorts and then through our underwear. Soon my best friend and I realize by the size of this new kid's bulge that he was about to be dethroned! I'd never seen a bulge like that before. It was so freaking large that his underwear was being pulled down with the weight and size of the thing and he wasn't yet totally erect. We all continued to stroke our cocks and watched him in amazement as his cock grew larger and larger and his underwear began to be pulled further and futher away from his body creating a major tent. The moment of truth came and we gave him the tape measure. He first measured the girth at 7.5" which meant his girth was almost as large as my length. Then came the lenght, OMG a full 11" which means in today's measurements he was in a 1% percentile. His erection was massive and it stood straight up against his abs passing his navel with ease. We all kept stroking and the new kid got to pick the guy to jack him off. Well since he had displaced the former king, that's who he chose to finish him off. The rest of use jacked each other until everybody shoot their loads. I must say that I was suprised that he wasn't a shooter and that he didn't cum alot, but hey, I'm sure that cock could to the job for a guy or girl. Our group of circle jerkers stayed together until graduation then we all went our different ways. I've only seen one of the guys since then and we both laughed about those memories.
 
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This is kind of off the subject, but years ago on the show "Murphy Brown" two guys were arguing and Murphy said to them that they ought to go get a ruler and settle this thing. I remember asking my mom what she meant and mom telling me she wasn't sure.
 

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In my youth when I started university, the group of guys I hung around with would constantly make jokes putting each other's dicks down, not really knowing much about them besides the quick glance in the shower which doesn't tell you much -- some people being showers and others being growers and all.

So one day we had a measuring contest -- two of the girls measured and we marked the top of our picnic table, much like you mark the height of growing child, only outward across the table. Our 'marks' are still on it, my buddy has the table 7 years later.