"A Long Voyage"

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  1. FlowerChick

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    "A Long Voyage"

    A depressed young woman from Manhattan finishing school was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

    "Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

    The girl nodded. What did she have to lose?

    That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid
    her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought
    her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they
    made passionate love until dawn.

    Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was
    discovered by the captain.

    "What are you doing here?" he asked.

    "I had an arrangement with one of the sailors," she
    explained. "He's taking me to Europe, and every
    night he came and screwed me."

    "He sure did, lady," said the captain. "This is the
    Staten Island Ferry."

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