A man and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.

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    A man and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.

    As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife,

    "Also, You aren't that good in BED!"

    But by mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends to his wife and called home.

    First time the phone went on ringing, no one answered. Second time the same.

    Third time, after many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answered the phone.

    "What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"

    "I was in bed."

    "What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"

    "Getting a second opinion."
     
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    (chuckles)
     
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    http://www.loudio.com/Podcast/Arts/Comedy/Wa-Wa-Wa-Waaaa.533897
    The audio effect isn't for how funny this is, it's for how old and stupid it is.
     
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