A Man Dies And Goes To Hell

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He begins to cry.​



Devil: why are you crying?


Man: I've been damned for all eternity.


Devil: oh it's not that bad, we spend our days living out life's sins. Do you like smoking?


Man: I love smoking.


Devil: well every Monday we smoke all sorts of conceivable things. Do you like drinking?


Man: I used to be an alcoholic while I was alive.


Devil: well every Tuesday we make our way through every conceivable alcoholic beverage.


Man: wow hell doesn't sound so bad after all.


Devil: are you gay?


Man: no.


Devil: oh boy you are gonna hate Wednesday