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He begins to cry.
Devil: why are you crying?
Man: I've been damned for all eternity.
Devil: oh it's not that bad, we spend our days living out life's sins. Do you like smoking?
Man: I love smoking.
Devil: well every Monday we smoke all sorts of conceivable things. Do you like drinking?
Man: I used to be an alcoholic while I was alive.
Devil: well every Tuesday we make our way through every conceivable alcoholic beverage.
Man: wow hell doesn't sound so bad after all.
Devil: are you gay?
Man: no.
Devil: oh boy you are gonna hate Wednesday