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A man is hanging out in an alley, waiting to scare someone. After waiting a while, another guy starts walking down the alley. The first guy jumps out at him, screaming "BAAH!" The second man, startled, says, "Why did you do that?"
"I just want to scare people," the first man responds.
"Well," says the second man, "I'll help you scare people if we can also shove 'em around a little."
"Sure, let's do it."
The two men wait in the alley together when a third man walks through. The two compatriots jump out at him and move forward aggressively. The third man states, "Hold up, guys, it looks like you want to hurt me. How about we all work together to mug anyone who comes through? No one can stop all three of us!" The first two agree.
All three men are now waiting in the alley when a man dressed in a full suit and tie starts to walk through. The three men jump out to ambush him when he quickly states, "Wait right there, my good sirs. How would you like to join my group, where we scare, bully, and steal from anyone we want, then deny it ever happened?"
The three men, pleased, quickly assent. "What group is that?" the original man asks.
"The Democratic Party!"
"I just want to scare people," the first man responds.
"Well," says the second man, "I'll help you scare people if we can also shove 'em around a little."
"Sure, let's do it."
The two men wait in the alley together when a third man walks through. The two compatriots jump out at him and move forward aggressively. The third man states, "Hold up, guys, it looks like you want to hurt me. How about we all work together to mug anyone who comes through? No one can stop all three of us!" The first two agree.
All three men are now waiting in the alley when a man dressed in a full suit and tie starts to walk through. The three men jump out to ambush him when he quickly states, "Wait right there, my good sirs. How would you like to join my group, where we scare, bully, and steal from anyone we want, then deny it ever happened?"
The three men, pleased, quickly assent. "What group is that?" the original man asks.
"The Democratic Party!"