A man is sitting in a bar....

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  1. Pitbull

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    A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger
    walked up to him and asked,

    "If you woke up
    in the woods and scratched your butt
    and felt some lubricant, would you tell anyone?"


    "Hell no!" the guy said.

    The stranger then asked,
    "If you felt further into your
    crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"


    The man said,
    "Of course not."



    "Wanna go camping?"
     
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    :biglaugh: Good one!
     
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