A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger
walked up to him and asked,
"If you woke up
in the woods and scratched your butt
and felt some lubricant, would you tell anyone?"
"Hell no!" the guy said.
The stranger then asked,
"If you felt further into your
crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"
The man said,
"Of course not."
"Wanna go camping?"
walked up to him and asked,
"If you woke up
in the woods and scratched your butt
and felt some lubricant, would you tell anyone?"
"Hell no!" the guy said.
The stranger then asked,
"If you felt further into your
crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?"
The man said,
"Of course not."
"Wanna go camping?"
