Courtesy of the Maxim mobile website. ****** A man walks into a bar and sees a miniature man sitting on a table playing a miniature piano. He's fascinated and watches the man play for a few minutes, then asks the bartender, How did you find such a tiny man to play the piano? The bartender replies, I found a lamp with a genie in it who granted me one wish. "And you asked for a 10-inch pianist? "Well, not exactly.